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The Bean Ballet |
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Grinch Member Elite
since 2005-12-31
Posts 2929Whoville |
Joy's done it again, that crude mademoiselle, It was silent but deadly and boy does it smell. She's stunk out the wings, the performance is done, With instruments flying the orchestra's gone. Please God let it end - don't waft it this way! Poor Degas just fainted and so has Monet! How can a stench, with so little fanfare, Emanate from such a cute derriere? The moral is clear and simple to master; You're only one trump from a total disaster. |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
Hah! I venture into Joy's domain scared to the nth. I am more frighten than when I went to Marie Laveau's Tomb in New Orleans. But venture onward I must. ~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~ |
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Lori Grosser Rhoden Member Patricius
since 2009-10-10
Posts 10202Fair to middlin' of nowhere |
Grinch, This is hilarious! I love it! I can't fart with a straight face and fart humor always cracks me up. This poem gave me a great laugh with which to start my day and I am ever so grateful. Thanks! ~L |
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2islander2 Member Ascendant
since 2008-03-12
Posts 6825by the sea |
such imaginative, i like the références between the great painters and the derrieres, this is fun yann |
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