Buying My New Wheels At Metaphor Motors: Odd Advice I was Given When Closing The Deal

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Buying My New Wheels At Metaphor Motors: Odd Advice I was Given When Closing The Deal

Bluesy Socrateaser
Member Elite

since 2002-11-07

Posts 2417
In The Mirror

0 posted 2018-04-03 04:12 PM

Stick-Shift
is a little different
of a driving experience
than automatic is, Bluesy

But you still
have to turn the wheel
when cornering

...and a car is still a car

You change lanes
when you change your mind
You may use the turn signal
or you may not

It's your call
It's your car
You’re doing the driving

...make up your own mind

If you're in another lane
and someone flips you off in a rage,
follow them to their
last drop of gas

and then...

If they're nice,
wave at them

...and tip your hat

Convertibles are a little
bit different of a
driving experience
than are hardtops, Bluesy

It's best to put
the top up
when it rains, pal

...and it rains

...just bein' Bluesy

JerryPat2
Member Laureate

since 2011-02-06

Posts 16975
South Louisiana

1 posted 2018-04-03 05:22 PM

Heh.Heh I sure wish I'd had someone looking after my best interest when I was buying those cars back then.

~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~

Bluesy Socrateaser
Member Elite

since 2002-11-07

Posts 2417
In The Mirror

2 posted 2018-04-03 05:59 PM

Yep! That's for sure, Jerry.

Ain't nobody interested in your well-being more than a car salesman with a halo of light bulbs hangin' o'er his head!

Many thanks...

...just bein' Bluesy

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

3 posted 2018-04-03 07:28 PM

Car salesmen are lower than the President in Weaselville.

Just sayin' ~L

Bluesy Socrateaser
Member Elite

since 2002-11-07

Posts 2417
In The Mirror

4 posted 2018-04-03 10:18 PM

I considered becoming a car salesman once Miss Lori but found other ways of acquiring money to be more expedient.

As it turned out...that wasn't a good plan either.

Maybe I'll run for president of something...a country, perhaps.

...just bein' Bluesy

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