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The Mating Call
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Daddy Goose38 Member
since 2010-09-04
Posts 430obama's a rice paper tiger |
The Mating Call What is the mating call of the wild Canadian? Maybe Jjote or the RCMP can tell us? Fertilized scrambled eggs, please. Jaime Elvis is coming again |
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Boomer Styles Member
since 2014-03-02
Posts 194South Side Of Success |
Ice cream may not have any bones, but the sound of it being spooned resonates at the same frequency as the wild Canadian mating call. One ladle serves the soup that feeds the mouths of the many. |
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Daddy Goose38 Member
since 2010-09-04
Posts 430obama's a rice paper tiger |
We are the RCMP and we are throwing you in jaid for 50 years hard labour which will consist of hauling five thousand pound blocks of ice by hand to aboriginal communities in the North to help relieve the ice shortage in the middle of January caused by melting polar bears. |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
You have to cross the border to hear it and once you do, it's all over... your Goose is cooked  |
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Boomer Styles Member
since 2014-03-02
Posts 194South Side Of Success |
I'll go peacefully, I know when I'm 'licked'! How long will you have me on 'ice'? One ladle serves the soup that feeds the mouths of the many. |
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Daddy Goose38 Member
since 2010-09-04
Posts 430obama's a rice paper tiger |
So I see tha JJote isn't laughing, in fact, she isn't reading replying. Why isn't Jjote laughing? She has to be laughing? Wy doesn't she start laughing? This poem was written to make jjote start laughing. Why isn't .... he he he Jaime Elvis is coming again. |
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