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It Is Outta Here!
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It Is Outta Here! |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050
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 Is a groom from Czechoslovakia, a check mate? It might as well be like chess, the king is useless and the queen has the power As it probably should be Mail is only good when it isn’t a bill I just never knew there was so much falling in matrimony Falling, and, falling, in and out, of love Hopefully, with the same person Sometimes, mare age is like an aging filly If you horse around she’ll pull out her colt A mare is also the last name, of night A dream that thoughts in our sleep don’t enjoy But then how many people have died at, a wake It’s funny how couples that work, are a match A blazing beginning that goes up in smoke I like how, man and wife, rhyme with plan and life My mind notices those kinds of things Lucky me huh Oh how they owe The couple, that stays I mean, 33 years is a lifetime, for a whole, pack of dogs Not to mention the buns and, the mustard They say you have to make every second count, but heck! That’s 1,040,688,000 of them already.. as of last year alone Uh and still counting, thank you very nice! I woke up the other day and noticed we were moldyweds Oops, I mean, oldyweds Well, either way Little did I know back then that I was picking someone I would be annoying all her life And just to be fair, vice a visa Which is kinda like, versa visa, but just a little more expensive They say it’s all about, the chase Unfortunately, that is so true The chaise lounge that is Good grief I’m tired! She tells me I don’t appreciate her enough But that’s not true, I take her for granite every, single, day She’s, my rock And I’m, her road She chills my temper, until I scream Our very first chapter her lips, were a rose Along with the cons our book, is now prose 33 years is a third of a century Turn the fraction to decimal and you have, .333 If our marriage was a batter he’d be the best hitter, in the league Which is really kind of nice because being with my wife Has been like one long, spectacular home run Okay next year.. Batter up!  |
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Bluesy Socrateaser Member Elite
since 2002-11-07
Posts 2417In The Mirror |
Extremely clever writing Richy. Makes me wish I would have waited to read it in the morning with a cup of joe. So much here to relate to and be entertained by. Regards from Bluesy ...just bein' Bluesy |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
thank you Bluesy i appreciate it.. at work we call coffee our brake fluid.. have a nice morning cup  |
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Lori Grosser Rhoden Member Patricius
since 2009-10-10
Posts 10202Fair to middlin' of nowhere |
You just keep bringing it Richy! I love that you can be unabashedly corny in your absolutly delightful pun-play. You have the perfect mix of light heart and heart felt. I really apreciate your short stanza long poem style...it seems to keep flowing on and on. It has made me strech a few of mine out. Thanks! Lori |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
Another good one. ~*~ Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. ~*~ |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Lori G, what a wonderfully supportive thing to say.. i am blessed by your friendship [This message has been edited by Richy (02-15-2014 06:51 AM).] |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
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thanks Jerry |
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