The Mother of Invention (for the convulsive, hysterically maniacal laughter of Dvna

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The Mother of Invention (for the convulsive, hysterically maniacal laughter of Dvna

Daddy Goose38
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since 2010-09-04

Posts 430
obama's a rice paper tiger

0 posted 2015-05-29 02:32 PM

The Mother of Invention

They say Necesity is the mother of invention.
Now, if Necisity is Invention's mother,
Then Invention must have had a father.
And Necisity must have had a husband
And necisity must have been married to Invention's father.
But who really WAS Invention's father?
Was it really Necesity husband?
Or was the father somebody else?
Also, were Necisity and Invention's father even married?
Because, if they were not,
Then Invention must have been illegitmate. (how do you spell that)
If Invention was not legitimate,
then Invention does not exist.
Therefore everything that has been invented does not exist.
Therefore Ron does not exist.
Therefore Pip does not exist.
Therefore this poem does not exist.
Therefore you does not exist.
Therefore everything you think exists really doesn't;
At least until we figure out
Who Invention's real father really was.

So Should I get out of the shower now?

You humans will never amount to anything!

Jaime

Ticklefingers
Senior Member
Posts 710
Louisiana

1 posted 2015-10-12 04:56 PM

If only my Three Sarah birds were here they would claim full responsibility!

88's Papa Goosey

She told me "play one for your supper Danny and maybe you'll get breakfast".

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

2 posted 2015-10-12 09:45 PM

enjoyed...keep writing...a wise man said we have to outthink our problems...james

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