The Bars on Mars (to make Alison laugh)

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Open Poetry #48

The Bars on Mars (to make Alison laugh)

Daddy Goose38
Member

since 2010-09-04

Posts 430
obama's a rice paper tiger

0 posted 2013-04-09 06:08 PM

Okay I’m gonna make up this here poem to make Alison laugh.

The Bars on Mars

They don’t have bars on mars
Because they had to close them all down
Because nobody went to them any more
Because they were too crowded
Because there were no places to park
Because there were no markings for you to park inside of
Because there were no cars on Mars
And therefore no gas stations
Because there was no gas on mars.
I am in direct communication with the cats on Mars
Which is how I know all this.

Nurse! … Nurse!
Is it bedtime now???

Jaime (I think).

quiet with Ginny

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

1 posted 2013-04-10 12:16 PM

How about a smile, Jamie. You definitely made me smile.

Thank you.
Ali

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

2 posted 2013-04-10 12:55 PM

Funny...if there are no bars I hope there are places like Starbucks and Jamba Juice...James

jwesley
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-04-30

Posts 7563
Spring, Texas

3 posted 2013-04-10 09:23 PM

LOL --- very, very cute, my friend! Especially fitting end!!

(the color of the text was very hard to read on my screen though)

really enjoyed the smiles...

j.

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