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Lighthousebob
Member Elite

since 2000-06-14

Posts 4725
California

0 posted 2013-03-27 03:06 PM

Which am I?

Yesterday,
I volunteered
to hand out food
to the pregnant and
seniors, but the front
doors were locked and,
so, the person in front
of the line said, "They
open at nine, but you
gotta go to the
back!"

JerryPat2
Member Laureate

since 2011-02-06

Posts 16975
South Louisiana

1 posted 2013-03-27 03:35 PM

Heh.Heh Love it. Mistaken identity to the nth.

~*~ I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. ~*~

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

2 posted 2013-03-27 03:48 PM

I doubt you are a pregnant senior Bob...
Apparently you just look like a real person,
kudos!! Not all the well intended do.

This captures a wonderful truth about people... "There but for the Grace of God,go I."

lori

Lighthousebob
Member Elite

since 2000-06-14

Posts 4725
California

3 posted 2013-03-27 04:23 PM

Jerry and Lori thanks...

Some of the others waiting in line got a good chuckle from this as well, but, um, yeah, thinking about it, I really do kinda fit in with everyone ... this is very true and my poem is a true story... the lady at the front of the line is Always the first, because, so I've been told, she gets there at 5:00 am in the morning and, soooooo, she does hold that place in line with much esteem. As far as being a 'pregnant senior'... well, um, there is certainly always a distinct possibility I could be that as well.

"I have become all things to all men, that I might by all means save some."

Victoria

Member Ascendant

since 2000-08-12

Posts 5869

4 posted 2013-03-28 09:07 AM

Thats funny...bless you for being there Bob.
Enjoyed reading. Makes me think of my brother...he sat down in the lobby of a hospital in a wheelchair which happened to be beside him...drinking a cup of coffee and someone walked by and put some change in his coffee cup. haa..

~Victoria

I was adored once too.
William Shakespeare

Lighthousebob
Member Elite

since 2000-06-14

Posts 4725
California

5 posted 2013-03-28 02:24 PM

Thanks Victoria...

Now, that's a very funny story!

Good thing he was awake or he might have ended up like Steve Martin in Father of the Bride II and got a prostrate exam. "Do I Know You??!" Prostrate Exam

[This message has been edited by Lighthousebob (03-28-2013 04:31 PM).]

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

6 posted 2013-03-30 11:12 PM

Nice...James

Lighthousebob
Member Elite

since 2000-06-14

Posts 4725
California

7 posted 2013-03-31 12:05 PM

Thanks James...

You do know where I got that double meaning ending, thinggy, idea from right? Yeah, you know!

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