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Tim
Senior Member

since 1999-06-08

Posts 1794

0 posted 2012-12-17 08:41 PM

I found Wee and here Wee be.

Wee Elf is wee, as wee can be,
Standing barely, one foot three,
Nineteen pounds, when soaking wet,
Wee is a big as Wee can get.
No matter how much, Wee Elf tries,
Wee can't alter, Wee's wee size,
Wee eats and eats, and then eats some more,
But Wee can't make it, to one foot four.
Wee even tries to exercise,
Again no change, in Wee's wee size,
Wee uses wee bow-flex, each day and night,
Gains not an ounce, or inch in Wee height.
Wee Elf is sad, 'cause Wee is so small,
O' how Wee wishes, and hopes Wee was tall,
Wee does not like, the clothes that Wee wears,
For with toy dolls, Wee's clothes Wee shares.
Wee Elf goes to Old St. Nick,
Wee says to Santa, "I'm feeling sick,
Of being so wee, I cannot figger,
Why poor Wee me, can't get any bigger."
Santa replies, "you silly wee whelp,
Size isn't that great, but I'll give you some help."
Santa goes to his workship, in a while he comes back,
And hands to Wee Elf, a wee burlap sack.
"This sack might cure, your Wee Elfin blues,
For there's inside, some elfavator shoes."
In a wee flash, Wee Elf is gone,
Wee runs to Wee's room, to put Wee's wee shoes on,
Wee Elf is happy, as happy can be,
For Wee is not longer, a wee one foot three.
Wee Elf lets out, a mighty Wee roar,
"I am Wee Elf, I am one foot four.
Wee Elf thanks Santa, for Wee's new not so quite Wee height,
Then yells, "Merry Christmas, and to all a Wee night!"

Haven't been around much, but the clerks at work decided I better do another Wee Elf. Merry Christmas to all.

katahdin
Senior Member

since 2010-07-01

Posts 1196
ME. In the Shadow of the Mt.

1 posted 2012-12-18 03:31 AM

Great poem story! Merry christmas to Wee Elf.
Kat >^..^<

Victoria

Member Ascendant

since 2000-08-12

Posts 5869

2 posted 2012-12-18 10:37 AM

This is so cute, loved it. I remember when I was a little girl. There was an elf on my aunts coffee table and thats the only thing I remember about her house.

~V~

Life is a great big canvas-Throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye

BluesSerenade
Member Patricius

since 2001-10-23

Posts 10549
By the Seaside

3 posted 2012-12-23 05:06 PM

Oh so fun to read!! Gotta get me some elfvator shoes.

Merry Christmas, Tim~

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