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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2012-08-03 05:19 PM

Ive been gone so very long,
Don't know too many here,
But know so many hanging 'round
But where is Balladeer?

I know he is a busy soul,
With golf and bugs and such,
I miss him like a hemorrhoid,
So painful to the touch.

I knew that I'd admire him
I knew it from the start,
When first I met him near the mall,
Shopping at Walmart.

His sense of humor and mind so wise
I thought he was a stud,
But the clothes he wore were simply bad
I learned he was dud

[This message has been edited by Toerag (08-03-2012 06:04 PM).]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2012-08-03 06:03 PM

ROFL!! If Balladeer is anywhere around, this should bring him out of the woodwork! LOL

I love this, Toe! I miss the old days and hope you being here brings some of the lurkers back! *S*

Enjoyed every line... and the pic is classic! LOL

Startime1955
Senior Member

since 2012-04-22

Posts 1072
Alberta, Canada

2 posted 2012-08-03 06:59 PM

LOL!!! Grinning from ear to ear...ah yes, your talent still makes me laugh that deep kind of laugh that makes me say...I am so glad you are back...please stick around we need you...*BIG BIG HUGS*

*may our dreams ever be magical*

ebonygirl
Member Elite

since 2011-07-14

Posts 2000
California U.S.A

3 posted 2012-08-03 11:23 PM

Where do I get me one of dem Toerags!
Love your HUMOR and zest for LIFE, Sir Toerag!
Lol, Ms. E

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

4 posted 2012-08-04 07:59 AM

Can't believe you are back...and with my Wal-mart wardrobe. How about kissing my smiley face????

MISSED YA, BIG LUG!

BluesSerenade
Member Patricius

since 2001-10-23

Posts 10549
By the Seaside

5 posted 2012-08-04 03:47 PM

Like a hemorrhoid! Ok then, thats painful for sure and just too funny. It's a good thing when poetry brings out our emotions, mostly I cry, but you really know how to get a girl laughing her hiney off!!!

Cute little rag!!

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

6 posted 2012-08-04 08:28 PM

They sell better clothes than that a Walmart...don't they? James

Namyh
Senior Member

since 2009-01-20

Posts 988

7 posted 2012-08-04 09:38 PM

Toerag - This was funny and light enough to put a smile in my day. I liked the way it held together to carry the reader right along. Much enjoyed. Namyh

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

8 posted 2012-08-05 12:27 PM

I do miss the fun we used to have here at pip. So glad to see you back, Toe.
Ida

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

9 posted 2012-08-05 02:14 AM

Are we allowed to post centerfolds here at PiP? All I can do is gaze and sigh and gaze and sigh and gaze and ... well, never mind what else this may make me do!

Good to see you back, Toe!

Ali

Charisma

Member Ascendant

since 2000-09-30

Posts 5906
lost in blue pages

10 posted 2012-10-02 02:22 PM

LOL.....how i have missed reading you and Balladeer.
great teasing one

thanks for sharing

jwesley
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-04-30

Posts 7563
Spring, Texas

11 posted 2012-10-02 10:13 PM

I understand they now have a better "class" of bags . . . but class isn't worth a hoot unless done with Class ... and Big B's certainly a Class Act.

love the write and the pic, toe...

j.

jwesley
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-04-30

Posts 7563
Spring, Texas

12 posted 2012-10-02 10:13 PM

I understand they now have a better "class" of bags . . . but class isn't worth a hoot unless done with Class ... and Big B's certainly a Class Act.

love the write and the pic, toe...

j.

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