Toerag gets his annual physical exam

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Open Poetry #46

Toerag gets his annual physical exam

LngJhnAg
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0 posted 2010-03-27 01:08 PM

Toerag went to Dr. 'Deer,
For his annual physical exam.
He wanted to be extra sure,
He was fit (and still a man).

Dr. 'Deer asked poor ol' Toe,
"How much do you weigh?"
Toe replied "160 or so,"
"Let's see what the scales say."

Dr. 'Deer snickered soft,
When the scales said "265".
Toe was just "a little off",
In his estimate of his size.

"OK, Toe, how tall are you?"
Dr. 'Deer then inquired.
"I'm at least 6 foot 2"
Said Toerag, much inspired.

Dr. 'Deer then measured Toe,
And noted, "Five foot eight"
Not as tall as some men go,
As Toe's ego began to deflate.

Then Dr. 'Deer measured Toe's BP,
"It's high. Did you know that?"
Toerag replied "It ought to be,"
"I've gone from tall and lean to short and fat!"

Poor ol' Toe. He's always had a problem estimating his "size".

[This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (03-27-2010 02:59 PM).]

latearrival
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1 posted 2010-03-27 04:56 PM

funny. time to get the ball rolling once again.Keep some humor in these pages.thanks. latearrival

Poet deVine

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2 posted 2010-03-27 05:44 PM

Very cute...not that it means anything but did you know a dollar bill is six inches long?

Hmm..wonder how much a Toe is worth?

Balladeer

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3 posted 2010-03-27 06:29 PM

I'd say that would make Toe about 50 cents!

kjsd
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4 posted 2010-03-27 07:52 PM

this was very funny

Andrew Scott
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5 posted 2010-04-04 12:04 PM

Well played Sir John.

"We'll chase them like rats across the tundra."

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