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Open Poetry #46

I'm Hairy.

viking_metal
Senior Member

since 2007-02-02

Posts 1337
In a Jeep, Minnesota.

0 posted 2010-03-25 05:20 PM

I'm hairy.
I'm hairy and I have a bit of gut.
My shoulders are wide and strong.
My thighs are thick, and so is my back.

I'm hairy.
My blood pressure is a tad high
but I think it just runs that way.
I love beer, and burgers or brats,
typically together.

I'm hairy.
I'm hairy and I'm strong compared to most men.
I love my dog, and my truck.
I own four guns, but no handguns.

I'm hairy.
I've had a beard since I was seventeen
girls never liked me much, except a few
and they were awful far between.

I'm hairy.
I've got a gut, I like to hunt.
I like beer and women, things like that.
I'm soft and hard, and I like to think
both of those qualities are in the right areas.

Fall in love early, fall in love often.

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

1 posted 2010-03-25 05:53 PM

Oh, this made me laugh. I'm not.

A

viking_metal
Senior Member

since 2007-02-02

Posts 1337
In a Jeep, Minnesota.

2 posted 2010-03-26 11:33 AM

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