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Peacekeeper sorta - (psst, Toe and 'Deer)
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Peacekeeper sorta - (psst, Toe and 'Deer) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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It isn't fun to sit quietly by, While tears are pouring from my eyes, Thinking of my friends in the fray.... (Somehow seems to make my day.) Balladeer, with his sly style, As usual makes the ladies smile. And Suthern, too, I might add, Seems to be somehow glad. Poor ol' Toe, with face so long, Has been rebuked for his wrongs. Regardless, though, Toe's still game... (psst, Toe. 'Deer says you're in 1st Grade). These two poets in their war, Make us sad like ne'er before. Toe with his off color wit, 'Deer with his response to it. We want you two to stop this war, We don't want you fighting anymore. (psst, 'Deer. Toe says you will get yours.) (psst, Toe. 'Deer says you write real poor). Blest are peacemakers, I've been told, That's why 'Deer should make peace with Toe. And, Toe, my friend, you should too Make peace with 'Deer as I would do. Now come on boys, please shake hands. Show us that you understand. (psst, 'Deer. Toerag said you write real bad.) (psst, Toe. 'Deer says he'll kick your ass.) Please heed my call to end this feud, We in Passions love both of you. (psst, Toe. 'Deer says he'll run you off.) (psst, 'Deer. Toe says you're always soft.) Heed this plea from old Long John, We fear for you if you go on. (psst, 'Deer. Toe says you love young sheep.) (psst, Toe. 'Deer says you're in trouble deep.) Please stop this war, give peace a chance ‘Deer, please extend an Olive branch (psst Toe, ‘Deer says he'll slap you silly) (psst, ‘Deer, Toe says your writing's frilly.) I'm sure other poets will take my side, (psst, Toe, ‘Deer says you blush like a bride.) We only want to end this feud (psst, ‘Deer, Toe says your humor's crude). I've had my say, my pleading's done, Please let the course of this war run. Embrace each other and end this sorrow, (psst, I'll take the picture and post it tomorrow). [This message has been edited by Balladeer (03-07-2010 10:16 AM).] |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
Little ole trouble maker? It's one way to bring back the humor. Keep trying. latearrival |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
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Alison 
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Do you know how wrong it is of you to make me snort diet pepsi up my nose? You did and it is wrong. Very wrong. And this is very funny. Alison |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Toe and I have talked it over. We'll be peacekeepers, too. He's gonna take a piece of your butt And I'll take one piece, too!  btw, you've been sailing a long time and may have been swiggin' a little too much rum on your trips. The word you disguised is acceptable...the astericks aren't. I made the change...go figger. [This message has been edited by Balladeer (03-07-2010 10:16 AM).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Peacekeeper, hmmm??? LOL Sounds to me more like trying to skim the milk with an egg beater... keeping things all churned up! LOL And how I do love butter! *G* |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yea, you've never had a piece, um, er, peace, and you won't have any soon. |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
God, that makes me laugh. Welcome back, Toerag. |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
It has been a while since a duel of these 3 mudskitears has taken place... |
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