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Finding Mr Right (TSA senryu)
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Finding Mr Right (TSA senryu) |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast 
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finally hired T.S.A package scanning says Oh My often ____________ daark (scribblenote: they say TSA has handled more packages this year than UPS, but UPS says fondling does not qualify as handling.) |
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JerryPat Senior Member
since 2010-10-30
Posts 1991Louisiana/America |
Shame on the arrogant. Give a little person an inch of power and they take a yard. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Especially when the little person has only one inch of power! |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Park your dignity at the entrance of the airport security area, among other places. Unless you're fond of looking for some fondling tips. Always something to learn. He he great stuff! Eric |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
JP, thanks guy _____________ Deer, thanks for the read amigo ______________ Eric, thanks for the grin my friend |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
DS ...made me smile. |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
thanks little neighbor... |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Nice...TSA should profile...James |
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Earl Brinkman Senior Member
since 2010-03-03
Posts 1183Osaka, Japan |
I did not know the acronymn TSA so I had to google it, which went a long way towards understanding the joke. Funny in a perverse sort of way but sad in that we have to be patted down like criminals at the airport. ---- I read that they have xray scanners now or something like that. |
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Alison 
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
This is just funny. I love it. Ali-san |
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BluesSerenade Member Patricius
since 2001-10-23
Posts 10549By the Seaside |
You are a trip and a half!! Only you, dude~ |
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s1nfully_1nn0c3nt Senior Member
since 2003-10-26
Posts 1105Watertown, NY |
X-ray or Pat Down? ha.  Enjoyed.-Trina. |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
I didn't get this at first, but now I did and it is perfect Dark-fun-satyre stuff.  M |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
Thanks James _______________ thanks EB...yes it is the cost of Freedom I guess. ________________ ms ali-san, thanks little one ________________ babyblue, thanks babe ___________________ ms sins, thanks for the pat ________________ ms Mar, thanks lady friend |
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Prasad Nataraj Senior Member
since 2008-05-29
Posts 1149Bangalore,India |
Airports are such scary places to visit these days.  Fine writing, Dark. "Hardwork pays in the long run" |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
thanks Prasad |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
The last time I travailed the skyways... was in '04...and even then... I had to stand like Christ on the cross... after removing shoes and some warmer clothing... and I wondered... what if I were their mom? Would I be in that position, then? Brought back some memories, friend...and I'll never do a one way ticket...again. ROAD TRIP IN THE 73 VETTE! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
God forbid you should want to keep your shoes on your feet, your pants on your hips, and your underwear on your a$$. Pretty soon they're going to disallow buttons, zippers and tie strings. It's like my friend who works at a major gold and jewelry vault... he's only allowed to wear sweats with no metal parts. Nothing to set off the sensors. Nothing in, nothing out. "We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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