Poor Toerag had a virus
That was driving him insane.
Computer acting strangely
Causing Toe some mental pain.

He called his good friend Balladeer
A master of the craft
To come and get it straightened out
Before it drove him daft.

The 'deer checked his computer
Made some keystrokes here and there
Then smiled and said, "It works now, Toe.
No virus anywhere."

"What was it, 'deer?" said Toerag.
"The computer acted weird."
"Every time I entered something
Gobbledegeek appeared!"

"I found out what the problem was",
The 'deer said, with a shrug.
"You had the ID Ten T virus,
Quite a nasty bug."

"The ID Ten T virus, 'deer?
Where did that come from??
Something that I might have caught
From Gays R Us dot com?"

"I've never heard of that one.
It's the worst one that I've seen!"
"Just write it down", said Balladeer,
"And you'll know what I mean".

With those last words the 'deer was gone
And Toerag wrote it down.
He stared at it and said, "One day
I'm gonna get that clown!!!"

ID10T