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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 2010-07-30 07:04 AM


Pomegranate paste and lye
Geico Gekkos' suit and tie
Quart of Captain Morgans' rum
Walrus spit and bubble gum

Make it shaken, never stirred
Add some droppings from a bird
Pulverize some leechee nuts
Mix them with some monkey butt

Boil it down until it stinks
write with it instead of ink
Hoping it will make you well
( Man, does this crap ever smell!)

Wait... that's just my poetry,
Oh heck, get well soon...
From: Me

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1 posted 2010-07-30 07:39 AM


Sounds to me like the cure might be worse than the illness... but to lump your poetry into the same vat? Surely you jest...such humor and wry wit is far far better than you give it credit.


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Member Rara Avis
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Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!
2 posted 2010-07-30 11:26 AM


Hey!  That's Alaska's State Drink!!! Musta got it from the Moose cousins who reside here.  It's the secret to our charm and grace.

Thanks for the early morning laugh, Doc.



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Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA
3 posted 2010-07-30 03:21 PM


To me I think
I’ve drunk that drink
But with a lemon twist
And now I see
Some rainbow pee
Mixed with citrus mist
But it’s done the task
So I’ll take a cask
To help me with my write
But chances are
I won’t get far
‘Cause now I’ve lost my sight
Hmmm… where’s the door?
Nope! That’s the floor
Perhaps I’ll creep away
To sleep this drink
Made in Moose sink
And think another day

Earl Brinkman
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since 2010-03-03
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Osaka, Japan
4 posted 2010-07-30 05:24 PM


The Children of Zorro shall sing!  Let them sing well or badly as long as they sing!
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