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Doctor Mooses' Miracle Cure
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Doctor Mooses' Miracle Cure |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Pomegranate paste and lye Geico Gekkos' suit and tie Quart of Captain Morgans' rum Walrus spit and bubble gum Make it shaken, never stirred Add some droppings from a bird Pulverize some leechee nuts Mix them with some monkey butt Boil it down until it stinks write with it instead of ink Hoping it will make you well ( Man, does this crap ever smell!) Wait... that's just my poetry, Oh heck, get well soon... From: Me |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Sounds to me like the cure might be worse than the illness... but to lump your poetry into the same vat? Surely you jest...such humor and wry wit is far far better than you give it credit. |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Hey! That's Alaska's State Drink!!! Musta got it from the Moose cousins who reside here. It's the secret to our charm and grace. Thanks for the early morning laugh, Doc.  A |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
To me I think I’ve drunk that drink But with a lemon twist And now I see Some rainbow pee Mixed with citrus mist But it’s done the task So I’ll take a cask To help me with my write But chances are I won’t get far ‘Cause now I’ve lost my sight Hmmm… where’s the door? Nope! That’s the floor Perhaps I’ll creep away To sleep this drink Made in Moose sink And think another day |
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Earl Brinkman Senior Member
since 2010-03-03
Posts 1183Osaka, Japan |
The Children of Zorro shall sing! Let them sing well or badly as long as they sing! |
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