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Brother Balladeer the Decon, (Deacon)
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Brother Balladeer the Decon, (Deacon) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Bally teaches Sunday School, With annointed touch Tells the kids Bible stories, A job he loves so much. The kids they all look up to him, He's such a "Godly" man, For wisdom and some sound advice Or when they're in a jam. Late one summer evening, The preacher's wife had phoned, "Balladeer I'm all alone Will you come to my home? Balladeer got up and dressed, Hopped into his car, Drove over to the preacher's house It wasn't very far. She said, "Let's get a bite to eat At Toerag's bar and grill If you'll drive and bring us back I'll pick up the bill." She said, "Let's order cocktails, Perhaps Long Island Tea" Bally said, "No way I can Would be hypocrisy." She offered him a cigarette, Bal asked, "Is this a joke? I teach kids at Sunday school, That it's a sin to smoke." They consumed a gourmet meal, Toerag prepared for them She said let's mosie down the street To the Holiday Inn. They got a room and as you'd guess, They 'sinned' thru-out the night Woke up early-got dressed and left Drove home before daylight. Poor Bal was feeling guilty, So he called his buddy Toe, "What can I say to my class?", Figured Toe would surely know. He told Toe what had transpired Every detailed part, "I can't face my Sunday school With this sinful heart." Toe replied, "Just tell the truth (I'm sure you've heard this line), "You don't have to smoke or drink To have a real good time." [This message has been edited by Toerag (06-15-2010 11:19 AM).] |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
a goody. |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Toe replied, "Just tell the truth (I'm sure you've heard this line), "You don't have to smoke or drink To have a real good time." Very true words Toe, you rhymed it well, very well in fact. much enjoyed. Lindsay |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Good thing old Balladeer had a wise friend like Toe to help him out... No teling what he would have done otherwise. :-) |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
LOL... and that's the truth, though not the whole truth! LOL This is great, sweets... from the title (LOL @ Decon) through the last word... well done! *S* |
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