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Bowel Problems |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria 
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Bowel Problems Poor old Pat was sitting with his head in his hands In fact he was feeling quite a physical wreck His wife was quite worried at his lack of demand Saying you had better go off to the Doc for a check Pat thought he had better do as he was told If it was only to appease a much nagging wife He knew that ill-health increased when you are old And he hoped for many more years of good life. Arriving at the clinic the good doctor to see He had to admit he felt a little bit nervous For years in the past of bad health he'd been free And was unused to using the town's doctor's service The Doc examined Pat & said his heart sounded great And that his blood pressure was as it should be He said his temperature was in a quite normal state But when you're unwell it's always best to see me. The Doctor asked Pat if his bowels moved every day Yes every morning at seven, Pat told him straight The Doctor told Pat there was no need for dismay But Pat said 'I dont get out of bed before eight. |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
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Amaryllis Senior Member
since 2010-05-20
Posts 1306Mi now |
lol this is so irreverent it even makes me laugh seeing it on the title list! XP . ~A |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
EUUUUWWW!  Lindsay, you're a real pisser!  |
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2islander2 Member Ascendant
since 2008-03-12
Posts 6825by the sea |
Excellent lindsay, jokes are universal, I knew this one in french too, however it kept me laughing and I thank you very much for the poem written with such talent. have a nice day yann |
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Earl Brinkman Senior Member
since 2010-03-03
Posts 1183Osaka, Japan |
Gosh I don`t know what to say! But I can let out a chuckle. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
That's just wrong! Funny, but wrong. I just have two words... Alarm clock! "We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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whisperingwalt Member
since 2010-04-29
Posts 240Coquitlam, BC, Canada |
Very funny..ww |
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Kethry D Member
since 2010-04-12
Posts 64Australia |
Very funny, despite the age of the joke. A poet must leave traces of his passing not proof. |
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Honeybunch Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-29
Posts 7115South Africa |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
There is nothing like a good laugh to brighten your day and I know a lot of people who only raize a laugh at very rare occasions and I do feel for them, so to all you wonderful people Mysteria, Amaryllis, Balladeer, Yann, Earl, Andrew, Walt, Kethry and Honeybunch you have made my day. When I think all you folks having a good laugh it gives me a warm feeling inside. Many thanks folks and may God bless you all. Lindsay |
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WTBAKELAR
since 2008-09-09
Posts 1089Utah, USA |
This was so funny I almost crapped my pants from laughing, ( OK, not really) You never run out of humor. Please keep them coming, You are a breath of fresh air, (that is, before 7 am) Take care my friend, Tracey |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Hello to my good friend Tracey, I'd began to worry as to where you've been as I hadn't seen your name for quite a while. I'm glad you didn't have an accident when you read my poem but if it gave you a laugh then I am Happy Thanks for commenting. Take care. Lindsay |
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