Open Poetry #46 |
Balladeer Is Hung |
Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
He was at a bar in 'Ala-bam' A hunting lodge I think, Met this rowdy southern gal And ordered her a drink. 'Deer ordered a martini, And ordered her a beer, The waiter took it to her, Then she met Balladeer. 'Deer stuck his finger in his drink Then touched her panty hose Said, "Let's go over to your place Get out of these wet clothes." She smiled and submitted, She took him to her home, A quiet and seductive place She lived there all alone. The rest is simply history, The hunt was now complete, This huntress bagged old Balladeer, But his ending's not so sweet.... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
LOL... I always knew we'd see Bal's face hanging on a wall... but I thought it would be a pic in the courthouse with the FBI's most wanted! *G* |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
The title made me laugh out loud, expected something a lot different... Haha. Fall in love early, fall in love often. |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
YOU have too much time on your hands. |
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whisperingwalt Member
since 2010-04-29
Posts 240Coquitlam, BC, Canada |
LOL! |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
Oh, you got back at Mike good! brought a smile to my face. latearrival |
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Brooks M Junior Member
since 2010-05-26
Posts 19California |
I'm still laughing....Great sruff |
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