She wants to talk of birds, does she?
Well, hey, that's fine with me.
Poor Kethry almost got undressed
By one bird there, you see.

The bird saw Kethry walking in
And landed on her chest.
He made himself at home right there
On Kethry's ample breast.

He used his beak to bite the button
Til it came undone
And, not content to stop at that,
He bit another one!

Poor girl was being undressed by
A bird, for goodness sake.
I laughed so hard I almost cried.
Twas more than I could take!

I must confess I took a peek
At where the bird had nested.
Don't know what kind of bird it was
But Keth is double-breasted!!!

That Kethry laughed so hard she cried
As she said through her tears,
"That's the first thing with a pecker
That's unbuttoned me in years!!!!"

The people there will talk about
Today for years to come
Of the Aussie gal and the little bird
Who tried to get him some!!!