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Open Poetry #47

Little Leaguer Balladeer

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2011-09-21 10:23 AM

When Balladeer was younger folks,
he had a special pet
A kitty cat he called "Meow",
as simple as it gets

One day, quite late for little league
( no one would watch "Meow")
"Deer", struck by an epiphany
said, "Lord, it's all clear now!"

And since it's been established that
I truly have no shame
"Deer" thus became the first to take
"Meow" to the ball game

[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (09-21-2011 11:45 AM).]

JL
Member Ascendant

since 2004-04-01

Posts 6128
Texas, USA

1 posted 2011-09-21 11:08 AM

Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks,
I don't care for those 'ol kitty-cats...

Yeah, this guy is certifiable...
But what a nice certificate he has.

Enjoyed, but the scary thing is,
I'm looking forward for more.

JL

Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself.
Maranatha!

[This message has been edited by JL (09-21-2011 11:43 AM).]

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

2 posted 2011-09-21 11:49 AM

JL,
Lol,thanks for the compliments, especially the "certifiable" part. Unfortunately( or fortunately ) I've used up my allotment of idiocy for today, we'll have to see what tomorrow brings.
Doc

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 2011-09-22 11:49 AM

Groan... groan... groan... and I'm humming with every groan! LOL

No strikeouts for you, Doc... just one homer after another! LOL

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

4 posted 2011-09-22 02:37 PM

suthern
Lol, thanks. I'm starting to think it's like Moms always said about making faces(they'll get stuck that way). A few more of these and my brain might end up permanently wired this way , if it hasn't already. Now that's a scary thought.
Doc

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