Mary's grandpa passed away at age one huindred two.
She went to see her grandma with some love to get her through.
She asked her grandma how it happened. Was she by his side?
"Oh, yes, dear. We were making love when grandpa up and died."

"Making love?!! Wow, Grandma! I just can't believe you two!
You are pushing ninety eight and he was 102!"
"I know,dear",grandma smiled and said, "but we could do it well.
We did it every Sunday with the ringing of the bell."

"The rhythm of the church bell was quite even, nice and slow.
Following the ringing was the perfect way to go.
In with the ding, out with the dong", said grandma with a sigh.
"Everything was fine until the ice cream truck passed by!!!!"