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Dr.Moose1
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Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2011-07-24 10:08 AM

Before they stopped the shuttle flights
Commander Balladeer,
once loaded up a bunch of cows
and took off out of here.

He put those cows in orbit, man
folks thought he'd lost his mind
around and 'round and 'round they flew
'til he was caught and fined.

The judge said "Boy , you make me sick,
in fact I just 'bout hurled
when I found out was you that flew
the herd shot 'round the world."

Sunshine

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Listening to every heart

1 posted 2011-07-24 12:17 PM

Oklahoma Rose
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2 posted 2011-07-24 12:58 PM

LOL! You crack me up!

Alison

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Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

3 posted 2011-07-24 06:53 PM

This is very funny - I don't care what Balladeer says!

Balladeer

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4 posted 2011-07-24 07:37 PM

Yeah, you're showing your true colors, Alison! I write a brilliant poem about Alaska, eskimos, huskies and all things close to you and I get nothing from you. The Driveleer here posts his pathetic attacks upon my person and you love them. I get it now!! I'm crushed but I'll survive.....

Michael

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5 posted 2011-07-24 08:19 PM

Rofl @ the herd shot round the world!

Alison

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Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

6 posted 2011-07-24 08:21 PM

Psssst, Balladeer ... you called the ladies "Squaws"! Sheese, man.

Balladeer

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7 posted 2011-07-24 08:27 PM

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!!!!

Michael

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8 posted 2011-07-24 08:32 PM

Yeah, Bal... squaws just ain't politically correct you know. Maybe dames works.

Dr.Moose1
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Bewilderment , USA

9 posted 2011-07-24 09:18 PM

Well now folks, if anyone was keeping score
(not that they are, after all it's not like this is a competition or anything) I'd say Balladeer better bring his "A" game to this one, lol.
Doc

ebonygirl
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10 posted 2011-07-24 10:04 PM

Too funny, lol.
Ebonygirl

Alison

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Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

11 posted 2011-07-25 02:10 AM

Oooooooooooookay!

Balladeer

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12 posted 2011-07-25 08:14 AM

I confess my writing does not compare to yours....thank GOD!!!!

Alison

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Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

13 posted 2011-07-25 09:28 AM

Balladeer,

That graphic is so funny that I had to snag it. Thanks for the early morning smile.

A

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

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14 posted 2011-07-26 10:51 AM

ROFLMAO... Y'all are determined to improve my mood, aren't you???

Well... you're succeeding... so there! *flounce*

Loved this... both poem and responses! *S*

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

15 posted 2011-07-27 07:05 AM

Alison,
I agree, it's much funnier than most of his attempts a humor, lol.
Doc

suthern,
Glad to be of service gal, anytime.
Doc

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