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Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2011-07-23 05:04 PM

Doc Moose went down to visit with
his good friend Balladeer
But couldn't go empty handed for
a meeting with his peer

"I know, I'll take him dinner, yes,
that's how I'll break the ice
'cause then he'll see I really do
still know how to play nice."

The day they're having dinner Doc
has got the table set
A man is sitting to his right
a hat off to his left

One clam is on the table in
Venetian saying "Ciao"
When Balladeer walks through the door
and says "My god, what now!"

Doc says "I've brought you dinner, see
I've got it all right here
Where I'm from this is known of as
man, hat, 'n clam ciao Deer

ebonygirl
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since 2011-07-14

Posts 2000
California U.S.A

1 posted 2011-07-23 05:54 PM

Dr. Moose,
Liked your poem.
Manhattan Clam Chowder, anyone?
Ebonygirl

Marchmadness
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since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

2 posted 2011-07-23 06:34 PM

I don't know how you come up with some of this stuff, Dr. Moose, but I do enjoy it.
ida

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

3 posted 2011-07-23 08:17 PM

Ida, the first step to this type of creativity is a lobotomy......

Mysteria

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since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

4 posted 2011-07-23 10:42 PM

man, hat, 'n clam ciao Deer

Good grief! You should do standup! LOL

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

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Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

5 posted 2011-07-23 10:58 PM

Was that shaddup, Mysteria??

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

6 posted 2011-07-23 11:59 PM

Hey Balladeer, quit heckling my audience, lol. Lets go the distance on this one .
Doc

ebonygirl,
Thanks,lol, my friend Balladeer and I have quite a history of annoy, I mean entertaining each other.
Doc

Ida,
Thanks, well, as Balladeer pointed out, a bottle in front of me is a good start, and from there, who knows.
Doc

Mysteria,
Thanks, but "improvisational poetry" takes a little longer, lol.
Doc

[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (07-24-2011 10:43 AM).]

Oklahoma Rose
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since 2008-02-28

Posts 1586
Oklahoma USA

7 posted 2011-07-24 01:06 PM

LOL! You sure know how to entertain us. You two are the best.

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

8 posted 2011-07-24 06:55 PM

How do you think this stuff up, anyway?

A

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

9 posted 2011-07-24 10:04 PM

OKRose,
Thanks gal. all for fun, and fun for all. Life's a rough road, I'm just trying to fill in some of the pot-holes with a little humor.
Doc

Ah, Alison, ancient Chinese secret.
First, one must crouch like talk show host, then stalk celebrities. Once this is done
F-that , look into your deepest self and let fly. Then, and only then, are you master of your own poetry.

Doc

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