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Premature Intellectual Ejaculation
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana 
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surely you can't presume a lad to become totally and devoutly decadent and depraved until said child has been sent to a good school such words penned maybe not exactly like above by H.H. (Saki) Munro so I've been led to believe and really why would they lie then again why wouldn't they homo sapiensRUs borne from one of two long ago events God in Heaven bored out of His Heavenly skull (God has a skull?) took his magic and created the universe still bored (one of those days) He made appear plants and water and . . . things on one of the worlds and called it Earth still, something wasn't right ah the image of Me was next to come little egocentric I would presume (but who am I to presume) made a man which was good uh, but the man seemed somewhat lost as to what to do so He gave man (wo)man ah, that's more like it man figured out what to do PDQ and they've been fighting ever since God has a very weird sense of humor anyway that's one version another version (which actually kinda, maybe, makes more sense) is that we homo sapiens climbed out of the ocean learned how to breathe the air (air may have been different back then) grew feet and this and that and voilà! man man and woman well, not exactly see, we were more on the uh lower scale of the food chain had to learn the law of the jungle as it were tough going still . . . we preserved finally made it up the chain to the great apes oh boy now things were looking up don't'cha know don't laugh didn't-ja see "Planet of the Apes?" jeez anyhow, and I'm not smart enough to explain how it worked but hell way I heard it apesRUs except now we're human whatever that means have we stopped evolving maybe could be we're going backward tell the truth explaining the Creation Crusade and the Evolution Epigone have flat out worn me down besides, I got carried away it's better usually to use Ockham's Razor way of 'splaining things ~ Don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river. ~ [This message has been edited by JerryPat2 (04-21-2011 09:07 AM).] |
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Kaoru
since 2003-06-07
Posts 3892where the wild flowers grow |
First - I learned good from all the teachy stuff you just writ there. Funny type aside, very good.. I figure it must have been a long process of thought to sprawl all of this out, and I really liked it (or like it, because I don't dislike it now or anything). Also, I like that you used the Latin form for your Occam's. I tend to think in that direction also, or Murphy's Law. That one gets me every time. |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
Appreciate that you took the time to read this poem and comment on it, Kaoru. I have a feeling the title scares people away. I tried to give both sides of the argument in as a humorous a way as I could. I'm happy you enjoyed it. ~ Don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river. ~ |
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Lori Grosser Rhoden Member Patricius
since 2009-10-10
Posts 10202Fair to middlin' of nowhere |
Good morning Jerry! Never know what I'm going to get with you , ya box o'chocolates...just know that it's going to be SWEET! This was cool. Lori |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
I saw that movie, Lori. Haha! Thank you. ~ Don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river. ~ |
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Word Weaver Member
since 2011-03-06
Posts 437California, USA |
God is going to be very upset if you ever figure it out. We're suppose to be left wondering. If we knew from whence we came then we'd know where we're going and what fun would that be? You out did yourself Jerry. This is a great write that's bound to receive many comments. |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
Haha! I'm not so sure about all the comments, Marcia, I have a feeling the title might scare some away. Uh, that's the reason I gave two versions, I don't want God to put me on His . . . oh . . . I think He already has me on that list. Drat. ~ Don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river. ~ |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
so is this so obama don't have to produce the birth cert? (grinz..cool stuff jp) |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
WoW! DS, you reached way back for that comment. Hussein doesn't have to produce a birth certificate because the state-run media won't jump his ass like they would if he was a dastardly Republican. ~ Don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river. ~ |
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