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JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

0 posted 2009-07-18 10:03 PM

Swamp Sally Annie

Don't take that much
to jump into a canoe
and slow float
down the swamp bayou.
They say lots of folks
stay around there
living off those marshes,
sharing time and spaces
with big mouthed snakes
and hungy alligators,
and the cookin',
just thinking about it
gets my mouth watering.
On one particular night,
namely a full moon night,
I was looking for a woman
the town folks called
Swamp Sally Annie,
but those that lived
on the swamp just
called her big fannie
cause she had a good one,
a nice and big plump one
and she loved to spread it around
when she got drunk on moonshine
which was something like
every third or fourth night,
but on the nights when
the moon was full moon bright
they say she came and
fulfilled the fantasies
of every adventurous man
that dared to enter the swamp
to pursue the fanny, to get
up nice and close
to the big fat fannie
of Swamp Sally Annie.

JamesLee
17July
2009

Bill Charles
Member Patricius

since 2000-07-11

Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now

1 posted 2009-07-18 11:46 PM

JamesMichael - I'm chuckling at this writing for sure. James, James, you've hit a laugh nerve. Nice write...

BC

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

2 posted 2009-07-19 02:09 AM

Cute write. Like Bill, this gave me a chuckle.
Ida

Margherita
Member Seraphic

since 2003-02-08

Posts 22236
Eternity

3 posted 2009-07-19 06:48 AM

Dear James, I am not sure if I got the "big fat fannie" right, but your tale is entertaining and fannie-funny and I read it with a smile.

Love,
Margherita

2islander2
Member Ascendant

since 2008-03-12

Posts 6825
by the sea

4 posted 2009-07-19 07:04 AM

hello James, this Annie is quite a character, I had an interesting meet with a woman in the bayou in 1989 nerar new orleans, your poem recalled me this woman...

thanks for the poem.

yann

Anniepimm
Senior Member

since 2008-12-26

Posts 550
England

5 posted 2009-07-19 08:14 AM

Well I had to reply to this one didn't I

As it sports my name...
It was funny except here in England Fanny,
has quite a different meaning.

One I wouldn't like to repeat...
Annie..

GBride
Senior Member

since 2009-07-02

Posts 538

6 posted 2009-07-19 08:24 AM

Quite funny. clever. I liked it very much!

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

7 posted 2009-07-19 11:23 AM

James, were you into the Mai Tais?!? ~ or perhaps guzzlin' some moonshine?!?

This was a hoot! You do 'funny' as well as you do 'lovey dovey'!

Enjoyed my morning HaHa tail ~ I mean 'tale'! ~ and I also got a chuckle out of cute Annie Prim's response!

Hugs 'n glugs,
Linda

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

8 posted 2009-07-19 02:49 PM

The thought of the food gets my mouth watering too. I love this, James.

A

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

9 posted 2009-07-20 06:39 PM

Thank you Bill, Marchmadness, Margherita, 2islander2, Anniepiem, GBride, Earth Angel and Alison for the wonderful responses...I wrote this to be funny with a hint of serousness...Annie this tale features the American fanny, perhaps like Jennifer Lopez...James

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