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Guessing Competition
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Guessing Competition |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria 
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GUESSING COMPETITION Pat & Mick went to a new service station address It was to fill up their old holdens fuel bank, The station was running a new guessing contest For all it’s customers if they filled up their tank. They had to think of a number between one and ten, If they guessed right, then free sex was the prize, Pat going first said he thought the number was seven But the attendant replied he was thinking of nine. The next week they thought they’d again try their luck, It was his turn so Mick said he thought it was four, The attendant said nine but next time they filled their truck He said, they are bound to be lucky, that’s for sure. As they drove away in their battered old ute The disappointed look on Pat’s face was quite bleak, He said that the contest was rigged, you cannot refute, Oh no it’s not said Mick, the wife won it twice last week. Lindsay [This message has been edited by Balladeer (11-12-2009 01:22 PM).] |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
LOL! Very very cute, my friend...loved it! jwesley... by the way, I've had the 'special' one for 35 years now... |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
LindsayP - h'aaaaaa, you are great writing these poems... BC |
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Poetal Member
since 2009-11-09
Posts 74Texas, United States |
Wow again another finely written poetic story. Keep um coming my friend.  AL AL Inmon |
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shalisadefa Member
since 2009-08-13
Posts 114 |
LOL this one had quite a surprising end! Loved it! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
LOL... Your humor always brightens my day... this is wonderful! *S* |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
My Dad always told Pat and Mike jokes. He knew so many I always wondered them all. This cute little poem brought back memories. Ida |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
To Jim, Bill, Al, Shalisadefa, Ruth and Ida, It always gives me a warm feeling inside when I see your names in the response collumn and I thank you all for your generous comments, God bless you all. Lindsay |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Hello, m'dear Aussie Man! Thanks for the haha! I needed that!  Yer a charmer! Loveya! Linda  |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
Lol, great job buddy this was a hoot. Those buggers would have been really disappointed if they'd won. Take care and Have fun. Steve |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Thanks Linda and Steve, I'm glad you had a laugh. When I think of you dear friends having a chuckle then it makes me happy too. Take care and God bless. Lindsay |
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