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LindsayP
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0 posted 2009-09-09 12:22 PM



                Miss Connie Laws

A very smart lad was our capricious young Johnny
Who was near the top of his class at the school,
A lovely young lady was the schoolteacher Connie,
Who quite often found Johnny just playing the fool.

One day Johnny dropped his pen on the floor,
Just at the time when the teacher walked past,
It was a habit that as a teacher she had to deplore
But bent over to retrieve it before giving Johnny a blast.
Johnny burst out laughing in a high state of glee
When the teacher asked what was the joke,
“The garter on your stockings was what I could see,”
Was his answer, after laughing, when he spoke.

“You naughty boy Johnny, that’s being quite rude,
You pack up your books and go home for the day,
That sort of behavior in class we must surely exclude
And your bad manners you will not here display.”

Next day young Johnny was back at his desk
When he saw the lovely young Connie advance,
When his ruler hit the floor she was not impressed
But she bent over to retrieve it as Johnny looked on askance.
He burst out laughing loudly, in a high state of mirth,
As she spun around quickly to ask what was the cause,
He said, “to follow your instructions I know there’s a first,
But I couldn’t help but see your panties Miss Laws.”

She said Johnny, “I told you; you must not be rude,
Now immediately go home for the rest of the week,
Don’t come back till next Monday, but with a new attitude
Or a much steeper sentence I will certainly seek.”

Next Monday Johnny was back at the school as before
When Miss Laws came up to correct his week’s work,
Young Johnny purposely dropped his pen on the floor,
Which was quickly followed up by a whimsical smirk.

The teacher bent over as on previous accounts,
Just as young Johnny already knew that she would,
Laughing loudly as he headed for the door with a flounce,
He said, “ I’m certainly going home this time for good.

Lindsay


© Copyright 2009 Lindsay P Wilson - All Rights Reserved
Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27
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Realms of Light
1 posted 2009-09-09 12:44 PM


Young Johnny played his teacher like a violin!
Tsk, tsk! LOL

Hi, LP! Thanks for the laugh at the end of my day!


Loveya!
Linda

ESHA SEN GUPTA
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since 2009-09-01
Posts 108
Maharashtra,India
2 posted 2009-09-09 01:45 AM


Dear Lindsay,
  First let thank you for being kind enough to read my oem and also advicing me.And now for your poem it was hilarious and I am a teacher I come across all sort of students but in India students wouldnt dare to do what Jonny did,but here too they try their levels best to befool us.Your poems are fun.


Love Esha


Prasad Nataraj
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since 2008-05-29
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Bangalore,India
3 posted 2009-09-09 01:58 PM


Johnny the naughty boy in class. Had few classmates who got punished for some crazy mischief. Freshen up those memories. Lindsay.Laughter is the best medicine...

"Hardwork pays in the long run"

Rick
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since 2001-06-21
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Victoria, Australia
4 posted 2009-09-09 03:30 PM


Hi Lindsay, very much enjoyed your poem here mate, still laughing. Have a great day.

Rick

Margherita
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5 posted 2009-09-09 03:35 PM


Hopefully she learned not to bend anymore!! ((((Lindsay))))
LindsayP
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since 2007-07-28
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Australia, Victoria
6 posted 2009-09-09 09:50 PM



To my good friends Linda, Esha, Prasad,
Rick and Margherita, thanks folks for your kind response, it always makes me feel like I have achieved something nice when you can all have a laugh, because you can't feel sad when you are laughing, God bless you all.

Lindsay

Bill Charles
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7 posted 2009-09-10 12:23 PM


Lindsay - h'aaaaaaaaaaaaa, my friend you are toooooooooooooooo much!!!!

BC

Artic Wind
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since 2007-09-16
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8 posted 2009-09-10 05:07 PM


Heh, always get a great chuckle from your poems.

Very much Enjoyed.


ARCTIC WIND

LindsayP
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since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410
Australia, Victoria
9 posted 2009-09-10 09:19 PM



To my good friend Bill and Michael, it's always very gratifying to see you two fine

poets popping in with a kind response.
Thanks guys, much appreciated. Take care.

Lindsay

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