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Connie Laws
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Connie Laws |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria 
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Miss Connie Laws A very smart lad was our capricious young Johnny Who was near the top of his class at the school, A lovely young lady was the schoolteacher Connie, Who quite often found Johnny just playing the fool. One day Johnny dropped his pen on the floor, Just at the time when the teacher walked past, It was a habit that as a teacher she had to deplore But bent over to retrieve it before giving Johnny a blast. Johnny burst out laughing in a high state of glee When the teacher asked what was the joke, “The garter on your stockings was what I could see,” Was his answer, after laughing, when he spoke. “You naughty boy Johnny, that’s being quite rude, You pack up your books and go home for the day, That sort of behavior in class we must surely exclude And your bad manners you will not here display.” Next day young Johnny was back at his desk When he saw the lovely young Connie advance, When his ruler hit the floor she was not impressed But she bent over to retrieve it as Johnny looked on askance. He burst out laughing loudly, in a high state of mirth, As she spun around quickly to ask what was the cause, He said, “to follow your instructions I know there’s a first, But I couldn’t help but see your panties Miss Laws.” She said Johnny, “I told you; you must not be rude, Now immediately go home for the rest of the week, Don’t come back till next Monday, but with a new attitude Or a much steeper sentence I will certainly seek.” Next Monday Johnny was back at the school as before When Miss Laws came up to correct his week’s work, Young Johnny purposely dropped his pen on the floor, Which was quickly followed up by a whimsical smirk. The teacher bent over as on previous accounts, Just as young Johnny already knew that she would, Laughing loudly as he headed for the door with a flounce, He said, “ I’m certainly going home this time for good. Lindsay |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Young Johnny played his teacher like a violin! Tsk, tsk! LOL Hi, LP! Thanks for the laugh at the end of my day!    Loveya! Linda |
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ESHA SEN GUPTA Member
since 2009-09-01
Posts 108Maharashtra,India |
Dear Lindsay, First let thank you for being kind enough to read my oem and also advicing me.And now for your poem it was hilarious and I am a teacher I come across all sort of students but in India students wouldnt dare to do what Jonny did,but here too they try their levels best to befool us.Your poems are fun. Love Esha |
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Prasad Nataraj Senior Member
since 2008-05-29
Posts 1149Bangalore,India |
Johnny the naughty boy in class. Had few classmates who got punished for some crazy mischief. Freshen up those memories. Lindsay.Laughter is the best medicine...  "Hardwork pays in the long run" |
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Rick Member Elite
since 2001-06-21
Posts 2903Victoria, Australia |
Hi Lindsay, very much enjoyed your poem here mate, still laughing. Have a great day. Rick |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
Hopefully she learned not to bend anymore!! ((((Lindsay)))) |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
To my good friends Linda, Esha, Prasad, Rick and Margherita, thanks folks for your kind response, it always makes me feel like I have achieved something nice when you can all have a laugh, because you can't feel sad when you are laughing, God bless you all. Lindsay |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Lindsay - h'aaaaaaaaaaaaa, my friend you are toooooooooooooooo much!!!! BC |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
Heh, always get a great chuckle from your poems. Very much Enjoyed. ARCTIC WIND |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
To my good friend Bill and Michael, it's always very gratifying to see you two fine poets popping in with a kind response. Thanks guys, much appreciated. Take care. Lindsay |
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