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| Open Poetry #43 |
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Mystery Packet |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria 
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Mystery Packets Archie Anderson was a good family dad And took his son to a shop selling all sorts wholesale, Young Bill was quite smart for a six year old lad And showed a sharp interest in what was for sale. Walking along the many aisles with his dad, He kept asking what different things were for, Archie was quite surprised in the interest he had, And happily encouraged his son to explore. Seeing some rather strange things I suppose, He picked them up to have a much better peek, He seemed quite intrigued & his curiosity arose, Then looked at his father an answer to seek. Dad, what are these rather strange looking things And I wonder why in the box there are three, Facing up to the inevitable, Archie then said, They are called condoms but to be used carefully. But dad you haven’t told me what they are for, As he looked at the package quite wonderingly, Bill, you are much too young to understand their use, You’ll learn all about them in your school’s biology. If you must know, those three are for High Schoolers, One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday, Archie thought a part explanation might help to suffice, Thank God Billy was going back to School on Monday. Just then Bill noticed another packet adjoining, Look dad there’s another packet with six on display, Ah, they are for university students my boy, Two for Friday, two for Saturday & two for Sunday. In wonderment Bill turned this over in his mind, When he suddenly noticed a twelve pack next door, Look, there’s a packet with twelve of those things, I wonder whom they could possibly be for. Looking at his son, wondering if he was going too far, Well, they are really for married people answered Arch They generally buy them in packets of twelve, One for January, One for February, & one for March. Lindsay P Wilson |
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Prasad Nataraj Senior Member
since 2008-05-29
Posts 1149Bangalore,India |
Hi Lindsay, clever Archie Anderson, ha..ha…I better stop laughing before someone thinks I am mad. Prasad "Hardwork pays in the long run" |
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amusemi Senior Member
since 2001-12-08
Posts 1262A State of Disarray |
Oh TOO funny!! Loved this...great job! |
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ChrisTonner Junior Member
since 2008-08-06
Posts 24 |
Ha ha, very good, just when I thought things were getting too serious, you brighten up my day, nice one!! |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
Yo LindsayP, This is funny, and well organized. I like it loads. Bobby |
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Gaelynsgirl Member
since 2008-07-18
Posts 175Ont. Canada |
hahahahaaaa.... Laughing out loud! I needed that! Great fun Lindsay! Lynda |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Enjoyed...James |
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BluesSerenade Member Patricius
since 2001-10-23
Posts 10549By the Seaside |
RTFLMAO~~ touche' Lindsaaaaaaay~ |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
To my good friends, Prsad, Amusemi, Chris, Bobby, Lynda and James, what better way to start the day than a good laugh and I'm so glad that you all had a bit of a chuckle. Thank you all for your kind words. Have a great day folks. Lindsay |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
I think we all enjoy a little chuckle now and then and I sure admire those who can provide it. Very funny, LP. iDA |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
SirLindsay~ You *giggled* my morning~ *Huglets*  ~*Marge*~ ~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~ |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
You are quite the humorist, dear Lindsay! When children ask, some questions can be quite challenging! Very nice! Love, Margherita  |
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TinaTrivett Senior Member
since 2006-07-15
Posts 569 |
Funny...I just received that joke in email yesterday...great way to turn it into a poem...lol |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Blue Seranade, thank you for your response Although I'm not sure what you meant but it is appreciated just the same. Ida my dear, I'm so glad that it gave you a chuckle. Marge You must feel happy when you are giggleing and that makes me happy. Thank you my dear. Dear Margherita, Sometimes it is a problem in knowing what to say when Kids ask awkward questions. Many thanks. Tina thank my dear for droping in and making coment. God bless you all. Lindsay |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Very good, Lindsay...both a lesson in biology of the elders as well as being economically inclinded!  |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
I can't help but crack up about Blues S reply lol Very cute and clever! Nice write lindsay!, wonderful wonderful wonderful  ARCTIC WIND |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
ROFL!!! That was too cute...  |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Sunshine, Michael and Sea I'm so glad that you enjoyed my bit of humour, many thanks. Lindsay |
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Paul Wilson
since 2002-07-07
Posts 4711United States |
Lindsay...LOL Great poem. Got a belly roll laugh out of it. Thanks for sharing...Paul ~~To share my poems with you is to share my heart with you~~ |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Oh, my! Methinks me wants a man who's still in university! ~ Shame on me!  Cute write, Aussie Man! ~ and what category might you fall in? lol I love a good laugh! Thanks for this one! Love and Laughter, Linda  |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
LOL a great read that I'm glad I didn't miss |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Paul, Linda and Passing Shadows, I'm so glad you got a laugh out of my poem. Thanks for your response. Have a great day my friends. Lindsay |
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Earl Brinkman Senior Member
since 2010-03-03
Posts 1183Osaka, Japan |
Clever and humourous. A real treat. |
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