Speedy Gonzales and Rosita were sitting in the park,
The full moon high above them shone a warm light in the dark.
"Ess pretty', said Rosita. "Si!" said Speedy. "What a view!"
"I tink, if you don't mind, we need to do a wee wee chew!"

"Oh, Speedy", said Rosita. "Not tonight, my precious love."
"Let's sit and hold each other with the full moon high above."
"Caramba!", called out Speedy. "Not so much I ask of you."
"The least that you for me is one small wee wee chew!"

"Oh, well. I see you're mind's made up. There's no use saying no."
"Alright, we do one wee wee chew and then we have to go."
Speedy got his old guitar and fiddled with the strings
Then hit the chord he wanted and the two began to sing:

Wee wee chew a Merry Christmas!
Wee wee chew a Merry Christmas!