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Balladeer
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0 posted 2008-12-09 11:24 PM



Speedy Gonzales and Rosita were sitting in the park,
The full moon high above them shone a warm light in the dark.
"Ess pretty', said Rosita. "Si!" said Speedy. "What a view!"
"I tink, if you don't mind, we need to do a wee wee chew!"

"Oh, Speedy", said Rosita. "Not tonight, my precious love."
"Let's sit and hold each other with the full moon high above."
"Caramba!", called out Speedy. "Not so much I ask of you."
"The least that you for me is one small wee wee chew!"

"Oh, well. I see you're mind's made up. There's no use saying no."
"Alright, we do one wee wee chew and then we have to go."
Speedy got his old guitar and fiddled with the strings
Then hit the chord he wanted and the two began to sing:

Wee wee chew a Merry Christmas!
Wee wee chew a Merry Christmas!

    


    

[This message has been edited by Balladeer (12-10-2008 01:00 AM).]

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1 posted 2008-12-09 11:27 PM


What can I say?

*shaking my head*

When yer hot, yer hot!


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2 posted 2008-12-10 08:28 AM


Using the words of the famous Barney Fife from Andy of Mayberry..."You ain't right"....

I see it's time to drink some muse and come back for the holidays. Been a long time but now that my two buddies are back maybe we can have some fun...ya wanna?

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3 posted 2008-12-10 08:50 AM


hehehe ...
Sunshine
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4 posted 2008-12-10 08:57 AM


Yes, Toe, 'tis the season to have fun...

and our ol' 'Deer has just begun...




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5 posted 2008-12-10 09:03 AM


too funny

Robert E. Jordan
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6 posted 2008-12-10 11:21 AM


Yo Balladeer,

The same to you.

Bobby


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7 posted 2008-12-10 11:51 AM




...Andy 'Hoppy' Nouyere...(says Feliz Navidad)

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8 posted 2008-12-10 05:27 PM


Oh my! And, here comes the fun. Yippee!
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9 posted 2008-12-11 10:55 AM


Wee wee chew the same Balladeer! Classic.
Take care and Have fun. Steve


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10 posted 2008-12-11 04:34 PM


ROFL... Toe said it... you ain't right, mister! LOL But am I ever glad that's so... this is delightful! *S*
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11 posted 2008-12-12 11:11 AM


Hey, Migulito - terrific poem.  It's great to read your poetry again.  Thanks a mil, and please give my regards to Frannie.

Merry Christmas, Mike

ethome
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12 posted 2008-12-12 12:58 PM


He he how could I possibly dislike that....

Reminds me of the old Styx song, "Too Much Time On My Hands."


Very clever as always..............


Eric

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13 posted 2008-12-12 01:20 PM


uhh, yanno, Toe, if there is fun to be had, it will be at your expense - heh
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14 posted 2008-12-12 03:03 PM


Let me guess ... they wouldn't let you on the golf course again would they?  LOL  Thank you for the laugh and also for "not" adding sound to this one.
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15 posted 2008-12-13 12:05 PM


Very funny!
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16 posted 2008-12-13 02:02 PM


Balladeer~
Just when I think you can't get any funnier ... you pop a new bubble for me to laugh at!

ROTF...LALMLCKO

*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~
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17 posted 2008-12-14 09:20 PM



Quite a cute one Balladeer, I had quite a smile. Merry Xmas and a happy New Year.

Lindsay

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18 posted 2008-12-14 11:11 PM


Balladeer - amazing, just amazing, loved this...

BC

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19 posted 2008-12-14 11:32 PM


Thanks to all for joining in...




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20 posted 2008-12-15 04:22 AM


oh this was wonderful!!!
Merry Christmas to you lovely, Michael

love and hugs RDB xx

Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight.........

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21 posted 2008-12-15 08:36 AM


You, my friend, are a NUT!!! Still giggling!

And just a note, I can't believe all the riff raff that sneeks in during the holidays!!! I swear I saw a Pirate!!! I feel a strange wind a blowin.

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22 posted 2008-12-15 10:29 AM


That you did, Lucie. I spoke about his return here.....
/pip/Forum106/HTML/002760.html

Great to see YOU, old friend. Merry Christmas!

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