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Open Poetry #43

Bones and Santa Claus

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

0 posted 2008-12-08 09:25 PM

Bones doesn’t like
Santa Claus—
no, not at all.

Santa Claus
never brought
him anything.

Santa Claus
told him
a big bunch of lies,
promised him this,
and promised him that,
but never delivered
anything.

Don’t talk Santa Claus
to Bones.

No,
Bones doesn’t want
to hear about it.

Not this year,
and not next.

Not never.

Bobby

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

1 posted 2008-12-08 11:03 PM

Our house wasn't on Santa's route either.
Ida

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

2 posted 2008-12-09 08:29 AM

Thanks dear Ida,

I’ve been told by a very reliable source (Donner), that there is a reindeer problem. That Rudolph person, with his shinny nose really isn’t trustworthy at all. He just gets lost.

Love Bobby

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

3 posted 2008-12-09 09:42 AM

Actually, Rudolph's eyes aren't what they used to be and Santa's health plan does not provide for new glasses. Dasher and Dancer got laid off while Vixen ran off with a caribeau from Newfoundland.

It's gonna be a skinny Christmas...

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

4 posted 2008-12-09 09:52 AM

Thanks Balladeer,

Yes, I've heard rumors to that effect. Perhaps next year will be better. We can only hope for the best.

Bobby

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