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Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

0 posted 2008-10-14 09:39 PM

People hate Bones
because he’s poor,
and he ain’t got no
Daddy hanging around.

That all right
Bones hates those people
right back.

He don’t need no stinking Daddy
hanging around,
he can take care of himself,
and he can take care
of his old lady too.

You can have as many Daddies
hanging around the house
as you want.

Only thing is,
Bones would like a Daddy,
in particular one that smokes.

That way Bones
could bum a butt
every-once-in-a-while.

Bobby

[This message has been edited by Robert E. Jordan (10-14-2008 10:44 PM).]

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

1 posted 2008-10-15 12:14 PM

See even Stinking Daddies might be good for something. Even if it is simply stealing a smoke now and then.

A

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

2 posted 2008-10-15 12:28 PM

Thanks dear Alison,

Yes, Bones says that might be all right. As long as Dad would be free with the butts.

Love Bobby

WindWalker
Senior Member

since 2001-10-12

Posts 1218

3 posted 2008-10-15 02:01 AM

This is a good one!!!!!

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

4 posted 2008-10-15 03:00 PM

LOL, there's a few political butts I'd like to burn!

BTW, an update for you: I have two Obama signs in my yard. On our block, there are no less than 10 Obamas vs 2 that other guy.

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

5 posted 2008-10-15 03:17 PM

Maybe if Bones had a good Dad he wouldn't have picked up the smoking habit in the first place.
Ida

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

6 posted 2008-10-15 04:17 PM

Thanks WindWalker,

I'm very pleased this one worked well for you.

Bobby

Robert E. Jordan
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since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

7 posted 2008-10-15 04:20 PM

Thanks dear Kacy,

You live in the right kind of neighborhood. It's looking really good for Obama.

He's got my vote, I don't know about the rest of this poor white ghetto. I'm hoping for the best.

Love Bobby

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

8 posted 2008-10-15 04:22 PM

Thanks dear Ida,

What you say is true. Bones started in on cigars at a very young age.

Love Bobby

LindsayP
Member Elite

since 2007-07-28

Posts 3410
Australia, Victoria

9 posted 2008-10-15 10:24 PM

Bobby its time you gave up those smokes,

You are setting Bones a bad example.

Enjoyed the post.

Lindsay

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

10 posted 2008-10-15 11:01 PM

Thanks LindsayP,

You are absolutely right. I should give up these cigars. I don't want to set a bad example for Bones.

Perhaps Bones and I will quit together.

Bobby

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