A Really Agressive Rooster

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Open Poetry #43

A Really Agressive Rooster

Jaime Fradera
Senior Member

since 2000-11-25

Posts 843
Where no tyranny is tolerable

0 posted 2008-07-17 06:18 PM

A really aggressive Rhode Island rooster
can lay more chickens in ten seconds
than a chicken can lay eggs in two weeks.
Rhode Island roosters can not lay eggs.
No rooster has ever been known to lay eggs.
Because roosters may only lay chickens.
So, unfertilized scrambled eggs, please?
No! No! Wait a minute!
I can not eat whole eggs anymore
because of the influence of Midnitesun.
So, unfertilized egg beaters, please?
See how much I have to do today?

Happy breeding!

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
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1 posted 2008-07-17 06:31 PM

hmmm

I like me some eggs now and then but now I think I will try those egg beaters

thanks to you and Kacy too!

Jaime Fradera
Senior Member

since 2000-11-25

Posts 843
Where no tyranny is tolerable

2 posted 2008-07-17 07:38 PM

You flap your arms
and your eggs start cookin.
That's when you know
your doin the funky chicken.

Why get up if you don't have to?

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