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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2008-10-02 11:24 AM


I awoke this morning
Just layin' in my bed,
My head was really throbbin'
My eyes were cherry red.

Every morning's rotten
My body's always 'hurtin'
I eat some Oxycontin,
Which will help i'm certain.

I'll drink a little orange juice
With Smirnoff over ice,
(They say a healthy breakfast,
Starts the day off right)!

Then around nine thirty,
If I'm feeling bad,
I'll have another little snack,
Some pink or blue Lortabs.

Ya see I have this little growth,
That's caused this damn addiction,
My doc says not to worry
He's concerned with my affliction.

So I'll have VO and Vicodin,
Cold pizza and warm beer,
An oxycontin for dessert,
Then puke on Balladeer.

© Copyright 2008 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215
Realms of Light
1 posted 2008-10-02 11:37 AM


In spite of it all, you haven't lost your sense of humour. That is one of the things I love and admire about you.

Would you like Nurse Angel Boop to give you a shot of your choice in your dear derriere?



Love 'n healing hugs,
Linda

turbulent_melody
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since 2008-10-01
Posts 22
Australia
2 posted 2008-10-02 11:43 AM


I thought of a very good friend and what he went through when I read this great read.
Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354
Listening to every heart
3 posted 2008-10-02 11:51 AM




You know you're in my thoughts, m'friend.


Margherita
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since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236
Eternity
4 posted 2008-10-02 12:04 PM


I think the best therapy would be to engage in some joke with Balladeer ... besides writing poems like this one, which I enjoyed!

Sorry to hear you need that stuff, wish you to recover quickly from whatever afflicts you.

Love,
Margherita



Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
5 posted 2008-10-02 03:02 PM


Yo Toerag,

I'm sorry to hear that.  Good luck with all that stuff.

Bobby

nakdthoughts
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since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200
Between the Lines
6 posted 2008-10-02 06:19 PM


I try not to take anything more than an excedrin, even if I need something else.

Hoping you have a quick recovery and that your "rotten" slowly dissipates.


M


Bill Charles
Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now
7 posted 2008-10-03 04:34 PM


Toe,

Didn't know about what you've been through, as described in this write. Hang in there, and I wish you well...

BC

serenity blaze
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8 posted 2008-10-03 05:16 PM





Marchmadness
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since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California
9 posted 2008-10-03 05:46 PM


Wishing you well, Toerag, I didn't know you were ill. You are in my thoughts.
                                   Ida

Magnus
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since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135
South Carolina, USA
10 posted 2008-10-03 09:58 PM


I had a suspicion that the 'deer would rise
from the ashes and be tromped on...

I was not disappointed.

sewasham
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since 2006-09-11
Posts 714
Oklahoma, USA
11 posted 2008-10-03 11:01 PM


Good to see you post again Toe. Despite your aches and pains you still manage to bring a chuckle. Take care and Have fun. Steve


suthern
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12 posted 2008-10-12 10:57 AM


I read the title and thought this was going to be about your decadent past. *G*

And oh... I so wish it was!!

You know you're one of my favorite people in this whole world... your courage and humor are just two of the thousands of reasons why. *S*

Wretched situation, wonderful write!!!

Mysteria
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13 posted 2008-10-12 01:17 PM


C'mere you
sklagurl17
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since 2008-09-08
Posts 43
nc.
14 posted 2008-10-15 02:52 AM


Ive experienced this myself.
And im not going back.
Im here if you need me.
-Tabitha.

Susan Caldwell
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since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348
Florida
15 posted 2008-10-15 12:24 PM




you made me smile.

"too bad ignorance isn't painful"
~Unknown~

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