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Balladeer For President
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Balladeer For President |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
If Balladeer was president, the whole world would be free, Of roaches-ticks and mice and such, Liberals and fleas. He'd have me as his running mate, In case he might fall ill, I'd also be his bodyguard And provide the "house" with swill. Hillary could be his intern, Martha Stewart would cook his "feed" Tiger Woods his caddy, The Oval office a par three. Scooby Doo's his dog of choice, Always by his side, Bill Clinton his advisor In case he needs to lie. He'd rid the world of dangerous things (those termites of mass destruction) His state of the union speeches, Would sound like bodily functions. So cast your vote for Balladeer He has so much to give Besides he really needs a job And a place to live. ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION: The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year. (Note: This would have a totally different meaning in Japan). |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
He sure will ballad the constitution. If Toe took over...the end of the world  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Oh, shucks! It's too late for Balla-deer to run in this election! Perhaps he could stick his Toe in the next race for president! Gosh, this was berry, berry, punny!!!  Loves 'n Laughs, Linda  |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Giggling... |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Lady Tom...possibly....but what a way to go don't ya know...but, we wouldn't all die waiting in line for critical surgery under the free health care thinggie....and, it wouldn't be from attacks on the U.S. cuz I'd go after them before they could come to us...and, at least, I'd promise to give my very best effort for the world to come to an end laughing if possible?...That's at least as honest commitment the rest of the politicians are making...don't ya think?...LOL..thanks for the reply Lady.... [This message has been edited by Toerag (03-04-2008 04:48 PM).] |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
I just knew that you were going to start war, big and small to get them. And all those buttons, you were going to touch, you, Toe |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
Funny Sense Of humor! ARCTIC WIND |
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amusemi Senior Member
since 2001-12-08
Posts 1262A State of Disarray |
Precious! |
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