Fat is Beautiful - pipTalk Forums

How to Join	Member's Area	Private Library	Search	Sanctuary		Login
Main Forums	Discussion	Tech Talk	Mature Content	Archives	A home without a wall, Our haven without ends, A circle we all call Our Family of Friends!

Open Poetry #42

Fat is Beautiful

Jaime Fradera
Senior Member

since 2000-11-25

Posts 843
Where no tyranny is tolerable

0 posted 2008-02-29 09:40 PM

Fat is beautiful!
Be proud that you are a fat person,
and you can do anything you want!

Famous fat people:
William Howard Taft,
president of the United Steaks of America.
President Taft weighed:
305 kilometers,
nineteen hands,
1500 furlongs,
97 ax handles,
26 leagues,
2400 dozen eggs,
860 angstroms,
44 seconds,
22 microns,
and 24 franken.
(Sunshine knows what a franken is).
President Taft was very heavy.
He left a deep impression wherever he went,
or rather, wherever he sat down.
He could really put his foot down,
knew how to throw his weight around.
but he couldn't stand up straight for his rotundity.
William Perry,
that guy who played for the Chicago Bears.
I do not know how much he weighed,
since I have never tried to pick up a refrigerator.
But I do know this:
No opposing tackler could stop
the momentum of a fully loaded refrigerator, charging!

Cheese is cool.
Eggs are excellent.
Chocolate is conspicuous.
Butter is better.
dough nuts are dynamite.
Sausage is superfluous.
Candy is contagious.
Potatoes are contiguous,
and if you eat them raw,
they are tuberculosis.
Steak is smart.
Sugar is sanctimonious.
Salt is Sagittarius.
Beer is beneficial.
And lumpy oatmeal???? ...
Fat is fantastic.
So be proud that you are a fat ... ... ... ...
(burps)

Why get up if you don't have to?