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Open Poetry #42

Call Of The Wild

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2008-02-29 08:26 AM

Balladeer and Toerag
Went on a jungle trip
They stopped and set up camp
Cuz "Deer" was feeling sick.

Mosquitos, flies and snakes,
This Safari really sucked,
No lion or chimpanzee
They decided to give up.

Then a mountain ape
Came down from the hills
Grabbed Balladeer's poor Mom-In-Law
Gave everybody chills.

Bally said: "I've had enough!
We're going to go home"
"But what about your mom-in-law?"
(Toe mentioned with a groan).

Balladeer replied to Toe;
"I've endured all that I can,
and though I do agree with you,
It's time to make a stand."

"Endangered species need protection,
and ape's do too-no doubt,
But that gorilla got into that mess,
He can find his own way out!"

firestorm
Member

since 2008-02-26

Posts 109

1 posted 2008-02-29 09:02 AM

funny

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

2 posted 2008-02-29 10:26 AM

amusemi
Senior Member

since 2001-12-08

Posts 1262
A State of Disarray

3 posted 2008-02-29 11:03 AM

Oh, you're mean. I LMAO...again!

effjayel
Senior Member

since 2007-09-30

Posts 1474
At the Crossroads of Infinity

4 posted 2008-02-29 11:53 AM

I’ve just seen on CNN
‘Ol Toerag finally met his match
Apparently whilst he was looking for his pen
He got jumped on by a Sasquatch

But hang on just a minute
Something is not quite right here
There can’t be anything in it
The reporter was someone called Balladeer...

TomMark
Member Elite

since 2007-07-27

Posts 2133
LA,CA

5 posted 2008-02-29 12:31 PM

Good story!!!

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