Open Poetry #42 |
Nobody Lives Here |
Jaime Fradera Senior Member
since 2000-11-25
Posts 843Where no tyranny is tolerable |
Nobody lives here. That's why everybody is living somewhere else. It wouldn't be desirable for everybody to be living here anyway, because there wouldn't be room for everybody. Why, if everybody lived here, then I couldn't live here, not with everybody else around. I couldn't eat. Too many dirty little hands raiding my pantry. I couldn't sleep. Too many trying to get in bed with me! I couldn't take a shower, because I would have to wait in line, and stuff ... I couldn't hear, not with all that noise and stuff. So maybe it's better that I'm the only one who's living here, even though at times it's rather lonely. Maybe it's better, for them and for me, that everybody's living somewhere else. How many people are living somewhere else? I use to visit father in Mexico City. Then he passed away, so I don't go there anymore. I don't go there now because nobody lives there anymore. I use to talk to Mother goose in Brownsville. then she passed away, so we are poor orphans now; and nobody lives in Brownsville anymore. I use to work in Boulder, but, as Mistletoe Angel can attest, nobody lives in Boulder anymore. Really, really, seriously! Eh Noah? Haven't you noticed Boulder is a ghost town? Everybody goes to restaurants. That's why they're so crowded. I'm glad I don't have to live in a restaurant; I mean, the crowds, the noise, everything. How many dead people are there? That is, how many people are there who do not exist? There are only two people in the world, just Me, who are writing this, and You, who is reading this. So where is everybody? ... ... Maybe they're in Australia, although I haven't been down there personally to check if anybody really lives there. Acording to Pip, Lindsey P lives there ... (This message was composed for the laughter of Alison (because nobody lives in Alaska) (too many muskegs) Hey, nobody's human! |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
very commical and fun...enjoyed the insight and humor of your mind....nice...thank you |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL, nobody read this and enjoyed it! I mean, THIS nobody read and enjoyed. |
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simon Member
since 2008-01-14
Posts 440London, England |
Loved it... |
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Jaime Fradera Senior Member
since 2000-11-25
Posts 843Where no tyranny is tolerable |
But Alison isn't laughing ... Why isn't Alison laughing? ... She has to start laughing? ... Well I guess she hasen't gotten off work yet; Alaska Standard Time. That's about fifteen hours behind zoo zoo time Or maybe she's taking a swim in a muskeg! :------) |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
Enjoyed your thoughts jamie! ARCTIC WIND |
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Roniece Dawson-Bruce Member Ascendant
since 2000-01-29
Posts 5689Sydney, Australia |
hey Jaime... love this!! and it's just not Lindsay who lives in the land down under but ME and Hope and Rick and Dee and, and, and, so many more!!! thanks for the lovely smile you have left me with ... love RDB Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight......... |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Jaime, I am laughing - but my heart is filled with the gift of your friendship. Thank you for all the wonderful that you write. I am glad that you are my friend and this is a friendship that I have grown to cherish. I am not home right now - and darling Marge emailed me to check this post out. I had to come see what you had written and ... I am smiling very big right now. You are a wonderful man, my friend. Alison |
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Jaime Fradera Senior Member
since 2000-11-25
Posts 843Where no tyranny is tolerable |
RDB. Thank you for the updated information. It sounds like it is pretty crowded down down under at least from the perspective of up over! Is it illegal to posess a personal boomerang down in Auzie land? Do the kangaroos sand on there heads because they think they are in China? Seriously, really really really ... Awww, Ali. What fun it is to be with you on Pip. There must be others who live in Alaska??? Is the state bird of alaska the mosquitos? (teasing) May the fly of paradise go buzzing up your left nostrel. Ha ... ha ... ha ...hachooooooooooo!! I am in too silly a modd maybe I better get off and have dinner... Dear ali, ... Love and hugs for you! |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Jaime, There is so much I want to say about this having spent some time in Alaska myself... Unfortunately I am unable to comment as I am not really here & so have not read this which means I cannot possibly comment even if I wanted to...( I think??) John |
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Roniece Dawson-Bruce Member Ascendant
since 2000-01-29
Posts 5689Sydney, Australia |
RDB. Thank you for the updated information. It sounds like it is pretty crowded down down under at least from the perspective of up over! Is it illegal to posess a personal boomerang down in Auzie land? Do the kangaroos sand on there heads because they think they are in China? Seriously, really really really ... LOL!!! hey Jaime...the boomerangs really do come back! and the Kangaroos hop down my street! Oh and do you know, that I initially thought our dear sweet Ali-girl lived in Antartica not Alaska? LOL!!! Just me having a blonde moment!! LOL... love RDB xxx Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight......... [This message has been edited by Roniece Dawson-Bruce (03-01-2008 05:03 AM).] |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Jaime Too often our state bird seems to be the middle finger. And many do think it is the Mosquito. The Mosquito even seems to think that. It's the Ptarmigan. P is silent in the name of this bird (smiles). Thanks for the writings you do. Ali |
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