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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2008-02-04 07:52 AM

I got mad and went to lunch
Has six beers-not quite drunk
Had some more-time flew bye,
So I called work, told a lie.

Got my bosses telephone
Told him I had some polio
Won't be back today for sure
Gone to Hooters for a cure.

Went to Hooter's, when I got there
The "nurse" gave me intensive care.
"Take two of these, you'll be alright
Then put me on a liquid diet.

Roniece Dawson-Bruce
Member Ascendant

since 2000-01-29

Posts 5689
Sydney, Australia

1 posted 2008-02-04 07:55 AM

Toerag.... I have not read anything of yours for some time past! lovely to have you posting with us again!! I like this - perhaps I might use this tomorrow!! not sure what hooters is though?? lol love RDB

Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight.........

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 2008-02-04 09:16 AM

And we're not talking chicken broth and jello, right? LOL

And here I thought you avoided medical care like the plague... guess it just takes the right care... and the right care-giver? LOL

Thanks for the grins, sweets... this Monday needed brightening! *S*

poddarku
Senior Member

since 2008-01-15

Posts 589
india

3 posted 2008-02-04 10:01 AM

well, well. this is a cute one. and, social historian of the year 2070 are going to digg a piture out of this piece!

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

4 posted 2008-02-04 10:39 AM

What a wonderful way to start my day - and gives me so many ideas!

Thank you for making me laugh.

Alison

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

5 posted 2008-02-04 07:44 PM

I suppose a couple of hooters would make any redneck ~ I mean red-blooded man ~ feel better!

Mind you, the nurse in me would give you a needle in the behind!

~ but the 'angel' in me would kiss it all better.

Great to see you back, Bama Man!

Loves 'n laughs,
Linda Lou

Artic Wind
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 8080
Realm of Supernatural

6 posted 2008-02-04 07:48 PM

Toerag!

Funny!

You like your beers don't you??? ! lol

A funny way to call in away from work!

thanks for the smile

ARCTIC WIND

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