Toe and 'Deer and the 'Gator.

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Tim
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since 1999-06-08

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0 posted 2008-04-13 10:51 AM

Balladeer and Toerag were hunting in the swamp,
All the sudden Toerag, heard a mighty chomp,
He turned to look, but was too late,
'Deer was gone, was gator bait,
A mighty 'gator in Deer's place,
Staring Toerag in the face,
That 'gator opened jaws real wide,
Toe saw Deer, way down inside,
Toe yelled to Deer, I've got to go,
But I'll send help, and off ran Toe,
As Toerag ran, he heard loud splashing,
Behind him in the water thrashing,
When all the sudden, 'Deer flew by,
Toe did not know that 'Deer could fly,
Then Toerag heard an awful sound,
As Balladeer hit on the ground,
That 'gator bellowed out in pain,
I'll never eat ol' 'Deer again,
Because that gol' durned exterminator,
Gave awful indigestion to this here 'gator.
'Deer stood up and said let's go,
And so went home, Balladeer and Toe.

Margherita
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since 2003-02-08

Posts 22236
Eternity

1 posted 2008-04-13 02:46 PM

How funny!!
Thanks for the smiles.
Love,
Margherita

Alison

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since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

2 posted 2008-04-14 08:15 PM

This about the funniest Toe-'Deer poem that I have read. It needs to stay at the top ... and may everyone smile.

Alison

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

3 posted 2008-04-14 08:43 PM

hee hee hee hee hee....

ok, so now I'll be grinning all night...

Mysteria

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since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

4 posted 2008-04-15 01:41 AM

All I have to say that was one smart gator.

~* I'd rather be happy any day than be right *~

latearrival
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since 2003-03-21

Posts 5499
Florida

5 posted 2008-04-15 05:24 AM

keeping this up top so the gater baites can see it.

shyvl
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since 2008-04-11

Posts 531
texas, usa

6 posted 2008-04-15 08:19 AM

Thanks for starting my day off with a hearty chuckle. Loved the rthymn and rhymn and the poem. Very very funny.
sharyn

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

7 posted 2008-04-15 11:50 PM

I should have known that Toerag wouldn't help out a friend in need....just took off and left me there like the coward he is. What a crock!

Thanks, Tim, for chronicling how spineless he really is. It wasn't the gator's fault. Not many people can stomach me most of the time!

Seoulair
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since 2008-03-27

Posts 807
Seoul S.Korea

8 posted 2008-04-16 12:06 PM

Ha,Ha, ha. Nice poem.

JamesMichael
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since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

9 posted 2008-04-16 05:10 AM

Enjoyed...used to watch a cartoon called "Wally Gator" and this reminded me of that show...James

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

10 posted 2008-04-16 07:42 AM

Bally, I figured that poor gator got himself into that mess and he could get himself out of it....Well done Tim....(besides, everyone knows that gators eat healthy, they don't like a high fat content food).

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