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Balldeer's Community Poem Omission
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Balldeer's Community Poem Omission |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer's Entry (First, the story/history) I just watched the news Could not believe my ears, The police are hunting a suspect Our beloved Balladeer. They said that Balladeer, Hi-jacked a panel van, It was loaded with Viagra A crime he had well planned. They have an all points bulletin, They're searching everywhere, For that "hardened" criminal The poet Balladeer. (Now, his Community Poem entry) Looking out my window, Thru these iron bars I see the dirty streets And my impounded car. Miami Heat is soaring, I'm doing 3 to 5. A simple little incident A spring-time borrowed drive. |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
oh poor deer! Whatever shall I smuggle into the jail for you?  always the life of the party Toe!"too bad ignorance isn't painful" |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
 You always leave us laughing, m'friend.  |
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Grinch Member Elite
since 2005-12-31
Posts 2929Whoville |
Shocking news Toe, simply shocking. A van full of Viagra! My god what can I say He’s a real hardened criminal They should throw the key away.  |
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Seoulair Senior Member
since 2008-03-27
Posts 807Seoul S.Korea |
very funny!!! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
There was our poor Balladeer Parked in his own drive Rumpled, windblown from his trip Feeling so alive! But his grin started to slide With knocks on the window Standing there was a big cop, A gasket 'bout to blow. Bal was dragged down to the jail, Bid his freedom "au revoir" All because of one joyride In someone else's car!! |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
Balladeer was on his way and might be going still If he hadn’t tried a sample of the little ole blue pill He planned it very carefully his crime was near perfection Until he got the steering wheel hung up on his erection You're on a roll Toe. Good stuff. Take care and have fun. Steve |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Oh!My! I'll have to run to the kitchen and bake a cake...a cake with a file in it for our ole Deer. Say Toe! Did you take pictures of Deer bein' hauled off to jail? Hugs BonBon  |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Good old 'deer! He finally got excited And this time it wasn't just in his head I bet he will be delighted For there is no fear he will roll out of bed.... |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
The long term boys in cell block five Were all yelling, "Hip, Hip, Hooray!" Another stupid Viagra thief Was coming to make their day!  Balladeer took one look at that scary lot, He screamed, "It wasn't Viagra at all!  "Haven't you guys ever heard of Skittles? Now get away from those bars ya'll!" He traded his blue Skittles for cigarettes, Toilet paper and the occasional treat. Now those thugs in ole cell block 5 Are the sweetest guys that you'll ever meet. ((*^))  |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Just catching up on some past reading and what do I find? Another poem villifying my good name...is nothing sacred? I must keep a stiff upper lip and not allow such things which are hardon me to get my dander up. My standards continue to be raised high. for anyone who has doubts, Balladeer can always rise to the occassion! |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
very enjoyable, funny and fun.... thank you Lee J. |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
This is hilarious, so much fun. Ida |
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