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Toerag's Father Sues Hospital
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Toerag's Father Sues Hospital |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity 
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. Apparently when he was born he was so ugly, the midwife slapped his mother.... When his Father first saw young sonny He cried out in dismay “I suppose you think that’s funny, You threw the wrong bit away....!” . "Ignorance is the Enemy...." |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
When Effjayel was born he had a twin His mom was lost for words A bouncing baby boy that grinned The other just a turd. As fate would have it, sad but true One of the twins would die Sadly it was the baby boy Effjayel had survived. |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
I hate you Dad.... |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Oh! Children, children. Stop it! Or.... both of you are going to stand in the corner.One corner of England and one corner of America. Now behave. BonBon  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Does your brother know you hate him? |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Toe, rumor has it that effjayel was so ugly his mother had morning sickness AFTER he was born!  |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
'Deer he was so ugly the doctor couldn't figure out which end to slap. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
At least the doctor kept his biggest appendage ~ his baby toe! I have heard, that to this very day, he keeps his tiny digit tightly wrapped in a rag! |
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Jason Lyle Senior Member
since 2003-02-07
Posts 1438With my darkling |
lol after years away, I am glad toe and bal, etc, are still keppers of the humor |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
enjoying the rivalry  M |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Bonnie, He started it! I’m gonna sulk now... Toe, I don’t hate my brother, And how you can deny me as your own when we look so much alike... ‘Deer, you are so funny, I can understand you being bitter, it must have been hard for you to learn the man you always considered to be your Pa was not at the conception.... Steve, that’s rich coming from you, apparently your face was constantly covered in diaper rash. I can understand your Mom’s confusion. Until you got teeth it must have been hard to tell which end was which.... Linda, The rag is to prevent brain damage ... Jason, They now need to share it, hence the squabbling, you know how the jealousy thing works. It is never easy when someone younger, smarter AND better looking starts to muscle in... M, Well that makes 2 of us then.... Now, if my partners in rhyme can just be man enough to admit defeat, we could move on....  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
That's only with my pants down and showing my ass...(which I do frequently).... |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
I'm real sorry, God went and ruined it when he put teeth in it... |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
This coming from the guy who almost choked from the baby powder his mom poured in his mouth. Then almost smothered him by putting the diaper on the wrong end!(It may have been on purpose and who could blame her!) |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Well Steve,if you are going to get that personal, I will have to break my promise to you & tell the folks on here about how you were so ugly in school, they had to leave a gap between 2 of your buddies and morph you into the group shot later because you scared the other kids so much they could not stop crying long enough for the picture to be taken... |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
Ah, but at least I got in the picture. You were so ugly you broke every camera before the picture could be taken. |
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Falling rain
since 2008-01-31
Posts 2178Small town, Illinois |
God! you guys are argueing like little children! Don't make me put you two in seprate corners. LOL!! you guys are how old again? huh? lol anyway! funny poem lol XxZachxX |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
But he pushed me first... |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
No I didn't it was him, I'm going to tell my Dad, he is bigger than your Dad....Toerag, that fat kid is picking on me again..... |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
Toerag's kid huh? That explains everything. |
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