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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2008-03-15 01:14 PM

One day at the Pearly Gates,
St. Pete was getting older
When Jesus happened bye-by fate
Pete asked if he'd "take over"

"I need a break to stretch my legs,
Would you watch the gate for me?"
Being the kindest man that ever lived,
He said, "Sure, take a break old Pete."

A moment later came a man,
Quite old and shedding tears,
Asked about his long lost son
He hadn't seen in years.

Jesus said, "Well tell me sir,
About this missing lad?"
The man said he was unusual
With the "scarring" that he had.

He said, "It is my son you see
He has holes in hands and feet."
Jesus stood back and said with glee;
"Father I have wondered, when again we'd meet."

The man looked up with tearful joy,
Said, "I can't believe it's true,
Are you my one and only son?
Pinnochio..Is that you?"

effjayel
Senior Member

since 2007-09-30

Posts 1474
At the Crossroads of Infinity

1 posted 2008-03-15 01:33 PM

Well done Toe
That was quite swell
Verging on perfection I fear

And one day you know
If you continue so
You could be as good as Effjayel next year…

effjayel
Senior Member

since 2007-09-30

Posts 1474
At the Crossroads of Infinity

2 posted 2008-03-15 01:34 PM

Seriously Toe, that was so funny, I almost choked laughing...

Thanks John

2islander2
Member Ascendant

since 2008-03-12

Posts 6825
by the sea

3 posted 2008-03-15 05:55 PM

i enjoy funny poems, yours tells a story and is funny, i appreciated it...

yann

Grinch
Member Elite

since 2005-12-31

Posts 2929
Whoville

4 posted 2008-03-15 06:10 PM

The story of Geppetto
And Jesus that you’ve hatched
Has moved me to reply “Well done”

PS: no strings attached.

Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

5 posted 2008-03-16 12:56 PM

Love that fertile mind of yours. You are a delight.
Hugs
BonBon

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

6 posted 2008-03-16 01:14 PM

Irreverent, sacrilegious, ~ and downright hysterical!

Mistaken identity, indeed! BIG TIME! lol

Your sharp, comedic mind is a rear find! ~ I mean, is a "rare" find.

I really enjoy your puppetry! ~ er, "poetry"!

Loves 'n Laughs,
Lindalou

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