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howardtsu
Senior Member

since 2006-01-29

Posts 678

0 posted 2008-01-16 12:45 PM

scout :

                     i'll take a triple scooper

                     vanila, pecan praline, & nutty coconut

cashier :

                     anything for you?

gm :

                     i'm fine

                                     [turning to the scout]

                     Cheryll Swoopes was telling me about her too

scout :

                     everybody has been raving about her

                     i knew she was good but ...

                                 [grabbing the ice cream cone]

                     i didn't know she was a hooper

                     or how much she loved her Starship trooper

                     i figured if we got together and caught a few groupers

                     we could talk out the bloopers

                     and she’d think it’d be super

gm :

                     so did i

                     so what happened?

scout :

                     she lit up Howard’s power grid

gm :

                     and he really matched her buyout bid?

scout :

                     and then some

                     you’ve got to see this kid in person to believe it

gm:

                     super duper!!!!!!

                     where is she now?

                                           [scout  shrugs]

                                         [cell phone rings]

                                        [Eve’s isuzu trooper]

                                          [Eve puts in a cd]

howard :

                     who is that?

eve :

                     D’brat

howard :

                     sounds pretty good

                                   [turns up the volume]

                     Eve …. About our last chat

eve :

                     don’t worry Howard, you’re still my Celebrity Rap Superstar

howard :

                     we found lightning in a jar didn’t we

                                   [Eve smiles and nods]

                        [while leaving the ice cream parlor]

gm :

                     Hooper, washingon!!!!!

                     how did they get way out there?

scout :

                     apparently Seattle contacted her first

gm :

                     i suggest we hurry then

                     where’s Mr. Cooper?

                                   [Staple Center]

michael :

                     okay ...

                     i see

                     i’ll be out there first thing in the morning

                     no problem

                     i’ll see you then

                                 [somewhere east of Seattle]

                                  [Eve clicks off her phone]

howard :

                     so he’ll be waiting?

eve :

                     at the airport

howard :

                     does he know we’re dating?

eve :

                             i don’t think so, as far he knows our relationship has yet to start off the basketball court

                                           [back at The Staple Center]

michael :

                     Eve & howard debating

                     it’s about time

                                          [calls in secretary]

secretary :

                     yes sir
michael :

                     would you bring in Howard’s rhymes?

                                         [jots it down]

                     anything else

                     that’s all

                                    [secretary leaves]

                     contemplating ….

                     if only I was still in my prime ….

                     oh well, It’s Howard’s time

                                           she’ll love him



                                                                            eve & howard

simon
Member

since 2008-01-14

Posts 440
London, England

1 posted 2008-01-16 01:01 PM

Please keep these coming, they're so original & fun to read.........

howardtsu
Senior Member

since 2006-01-29

Posts 678

2 posted 2008-01-17 08:12 PM

thanks simon

Roniece Dawson-Bruce
Member Ascendant

since 2000-01-29

Posts 5689
Sydney, Australia

3 posted 2008-01-18 04:56 AM

yes Howard... keep them coming!

love RDB

Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight.........

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