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Jaime Fradera
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0 posted 2007-06-22 01:37 PM



Eggs
Can vegetarian chickens lay egg beaters?
Can egg beaters be fertilized
and hatch vegetarian chicks?
Can vegetarian pigs make breakfast links?
Can vegetarian cows make grillers prime?
Can vegetarian bulls make Boca burgers?
Can vegetarian turkeys make tofurk
and have real vegetarian turkey bones?
Not real bones, mind you,
but real artificial bones?
Where do marsh mellows come from?
Do they grow on tress, or what?

soon to be full gastronomer
Southern Cross


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secondhanddreampoet
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1 posted 2007-06-22 06:27 PM


good one!! [VERY enjoyable 'write']

and, are 'boneless' chickens truly boneless
[just lying around everywhere perhaps...like limp,
beached jellyfish...down on ye 'ol chicken ranch?!]

Midnitesun
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Gaia
2 posted 2007-06-25 04:42 PM


LOL, this post is making me hungry!
Did you guess what I want? A huge salad and a Gardenburger.

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