Open Poetry #40 |
Balladeer's Addiction |
Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer has many fears, his worst is of addiction Being hooked on anything can be a tough affliction Alcoholics battle, almost everyday It takes alot of discipline to push that booze away Smokers are very much the same, when they flick that bic Very few have the will to put them down and quit. Then there's dopers loving drugs, the problem's very real, They lie and cheat, do anything, to get that certain "feel" Balladeer too has one, it's filled his days with strife, His obsession bashing Toerag, domintates his life. So he's made a big decision, he knows he has to quit, He must disconnect the internet, and stay away from PIP. "Maybe Animal Control Will get this monkey off my back" But I'm afraid that they may fine me For my cruelty to Toerag". Now his screen is dark and drab No more bashing sweet Toerag His days now boring with withdrawel Staring at his light blue walls. Then he got to thinking, "Perhaps it's habit only, I've never felt this empty, dejected and so lonely." So he hooked up his "I.V"-to his cable modem, Got back on the internet, with vigor and emotion. He logged on to AOL, with joyful happy tears, Hearing "You have mail" again was music to his ears "Maybe I'm not hooked, I'm really just not sure, But if there's a "Toe-Anonymous", I'm sure there is a cure." [This message has been edited by Toerag (05-19-2007 11:26 AM).] |
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Drauntz Member Elite
since 2007-03-16
Posts 2905Los Angeles California |
another goooooooooooooooooood poem of life. Sir Balladeer must be inspired by your poem which is the best spirit, best cigars and best drugs or whatever best addictions. life, in so much need a fun. Thand you. |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Oh my have I missed this little go rounds |
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aziza Member Elite
since 2006-07-09
Posts 2995Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy! |
This is kind of like a Ping-Pong game - but much more fun to watch! You are leaving me laughing... A |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Addickted..now THAT'Sa good word for you. Nah, I'm not addicted. It's just one of those human nature things. You see a bug, you want to step on it. A healthy animal sees a wounded one, he attacks. I see you, I have to inflict pain....all part of the circle of life. I will admit, though, not see your ugliness around did make this a much more boring place...welcome back, turtle lips |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Well, 'eye' for one, wouldn't want Ball-a-deer to kick his toe habit! Not only do his toe bashes make fer good readin', your comeback poems tickle my bone of funny as well! This here was another good 'un! Hardy har har! Loves 'n laughs, Lindy Lou |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
laughing @ both of you! It oughtta be a movie, I tell ya! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Sometimes... you've just got to admit that the addiction is more powerful than you... and live accordingly. LOL I hope he never finds that cure... even if he is mean to your sweet timid self! LOL |
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