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Balladeer and Memories
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Balladeer and Memories |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
When Balladeer was born The Dead Sea hadn't died, (It wasn't even feeling sick when Balladeer turned five). He's very old and very wise Balding head and failing eyes When donning shirts with turtlenecks He resembles circumsized. His love life too is failing And I've heard it said His blow up doll has run off With his Sleep Number bed. After all when you grow old And stamina wears thin You tend to grow quite envious Of things like a stiff wind. Food's replaced his sex life Gives him erotic feelings Had a mirror installed by Lowes On his kitchen ceiling His golf game too is not so great But he has a handicap (It's the woods and irons that he has In his Walmart bag). Calling golf a game In Bally's case aint right, It's like calling music-music When played on cheap bagpipes. So as a tribute to my pal The famous Balladeer I'll post this poem from long ago For everybody here.... MY FRUGAL FRIEND (Before he looked like Ernest (Jim Varney)  I found this lovely photo Of my dear friend Balladeer We all know that he's frugal But this is pretty weird. Seems he shops at Walmart Went to buy some briefs, Saw the price and said: "HELL NO!!! These bags they have for free!!!"  |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
FOFL...let the games begin  |
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Drauntz Member Elite
since 2007-03-16
Posts 2905Los Angeles California |
what a treat for today! make my laugh loud and loudly I laughed. very creative!!! very creative. what a way to recycle!!! gooooooooood! |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
You made me laugh despite my best efforts not to. You cad. Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... Oh, does this ever bring back memories!!!! LOL Love it! But we've GOT to take up a donation and buy Bal some clothes!!! Maybe then he'll come out to play more often. *G* |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Oh my gosh. Can't wait to see the come back from Balladeer. |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Toe, it's good to see you in your form... it's been too long between giggles! |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Had to bring back the Wal-Mart, didn't ya? Well, at least I put my photo up here for nogoodniks like you to mangle and use to to abuse me. The poem had a couple of good lines, lugnut. May I remind you that plagiarism is forbidden on the site, along with paying others to write pomes for ya? Lucky for you, I have a couple of busy days ahead so you can continue breathing before I begin the autopsy on your soon-to-be-deceased carcass.....but it's coming  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Plagiarism?.....You mean "plague?"....Look dingleberry....quit using excuses..come out and play and show us how bad you really are......wusssss!!!...... |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Laughing so hard here at your pome and all the responses that I almost choked on my saliva!!! Oh you Silly Guys!!! you've bagged just right a little turkey for our delight, but I fear, dear Toe, the roast you' ll soon become... Good luck to the two of you! Let the games begin.... |
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