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Which Came First (warning: Contains fowl language)
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Which Came First (warning: Contains fowl language) |
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Jaime Fradera Senior Member
since 2000-11-25
Posts 843Where no tyranny is tolerable |
This is predicated on the following premises: The purpose of a chicken's existence is to cross a road. The purpose of a road's existence is to be crossed by a chicken. If the chicken came first, it would have required a preexisting road for the chicken to cross. If the road came first, it would have required that a preexisting chicken be there to cross it. Therefore, this is an irreconcilable philosophical problem. To the argument that roads exist so that cars can drive on them, I argue that roads have existed since ancient times. How ancient? At least since the first rooster got layed by the first chicken. She had to find some way to reach him. So she started walking down a road. Midnitesun, could there be a breed of chicken that lays egg beaters?????????? :-------------------) Fertilized eggs for breakfast, everyone. Floating in the chicken house Southern Cross |
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Drauntz Member Elite
since 2007-03-16
Posts 2905Los Angeles California |
chicken is evolved from bird, why needs road at the beginning? |
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Huan Yi Member Ascendant
since 2004-10-12
Posts 6688Waukegan |
. "The purpose of a chicken's existence is to cross a road." and die in the rain (-; . |
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Drauntz Member Elite
since 2007-03-16
Posts 2905Los Angeles California |
no, Sir Yi Huan, dancing in the rain. |
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Jaime Fradera Senior Member
since 2000-11-25
Posts 843Where no tyranny is tolerable |
Yes, Drauntz, but, you see, the birds from which chickens evolved used "air lines" to get around. However couldn't and can't fly very well so they could not get around using "air lines," so they had to settle for roads, they could cross. and so, you see, natural selection took it from there. |
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Drauntz Member Elite
since 2007-03-16
Posts 2905Los Angeles California |
remember, cold blood animal Dinasaurous and crocodile came first? to make the road? [This message has been edited by Drauntz (04-26-2007 10:12 PM).] |
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ivordavies Senior Member
since 2007-01-10
Posts 739Chester, England |
Surley it was chickens that made 'inroads' into crossing rosters and hens to answer the original question: which came first the chicken or the egg (Maybe fertilised for soldiers?) |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Jaime, your humor remains eggsactly intact. Actually, at one time, Chickens could fly....quite like turkeys, in fact, and get to a tree, even before a road ever existed. But that was then, and this is now. Scrambled eggs, anyone?  Well done, Jaime! |
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Drauntz Member Elite
since 2007-03-16
Posts 2905Los Angeles California |
told you, there is no logic in poems. I can not find single bone in egg, so there is no chicken inside. |
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1slick_lady Member Ascendant
since 2000-12-22
Posts 6088standing on a shadow's lace |
too funny |
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Drauntz Member Elite
since 2007-03-16
Posts 2905Los Angeles California |
You see, chicken has chicken lane. human has human road. Human make road with hand while chicken makes with feet. When chicken makes its road on asphalt, it says " who left night here?" Sir, have fun and have ncie day. |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
playful and naieve in it's own way, thoroughly enjoyed...one of those leaves a smile on your face poems...thank you |
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