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Jaime Fradera
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since 2000-11-25

Posts 843
Where no tyranny is tolerable

0 posted 2007-04-21 12:07 PM

Humans suffer another chronic ailment.
This is the deadly disease of siblings.
In this country alone, millions upon millions
must either live with or contract the dreaded siblings.
Millions more, relatives and friends
will be touched by siblings at some point during their lives.
The cost to the taxpayer is incalculable,
but perhaps billions of dollars are spent on siblings each year.
monies that would be better spent on helping poor people.
The primary means of transmutation is from parents to children,
from brothers of sisters and sisters of brothers.
A secondary means of transmutation is through adoption.
A third way in which siblings is transmitted
is through the unhygienic practice of multiple marriages
with the same partners.
Studies done by the Center for disease Control
indicate that the transmutation of siblings
may be generically related,
according to the January, 2009 issue
of The Family Circle magazine.
According to the above referenced article,
siblings can be detected in children
by tantrums and by fighting behavior,
for instance, squabbling over toys or crayons
and over which channel to watch the cartoons over on Saturdays.
Couples should consider the implications
of possibly giving their children siblings,
a condition that will affect them for the rest of their lives.
So far, there is no effective cure for siblings.
Some advocate that siblings could be cured by killing the siblings,
However, this is considered to be socially unacceptable.
The tragedy is that siblings is entirely preventable.
Some precautions couples can take to avoid siblings include:
1. Sleeping on the couch
2. Sleeping with somebody else
(this eliminates breeding areas of the anapholis mosquito,
the bug that caries siblings)
3. avoid sitting in back seats,
which is an unhealthy, unhygienic and unsanitary practice.
Wait a minute, something's wrong here.
Maybe I better call my sister?
Or maybe Sister Soldier?

Floating in the tropopause
Southern Cross

dwgpoet
Member

since 2007-03-05

Posts 122
FL, USA

1 posted 2007-04-21 01:53 AM

Great Scot, Great "Siblings"
The bling rings unforgiving
Wasted watts, Siblings.

Wasted watts of SAMs'
"when U wALK on the rOAD wAYS"
SAMs' crime rate is set ablaze,
SAMs police the universe,

yet peace alludes them;
rather sick lust pursues them
Reminds us of SAMs'
"When Envelopes turn See Through"

Only then tumbles,
SAM into Hell fire;
Reminds us of SAMs'
"When undotted i's stumble"

Honeybunch
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-29

Posts 7115
South Africa

2 posted 2007-04-21 03:18 AM

Jaime, you'll have us all wishing we weren't here with all the diseases you are penning.