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LindsayP
Member Elite

since 2007-07-28

Posts 3410
Australia, Victoria

0 posted 2009-02-04 07:49 PM

A Good Night’s Rest

A traveler pulled into a small country town,
He was extremely tired and seeking a bed,
But the town’s two pubs were completely booked out
So to the second pub’s manager, he said.

“I don’t really care where I lay down,
Surely you must have some place that will do,”
The publican said, “ I do have one double room
With two single beds and only one bloke, that is true.”

“I know that old Harry is a bit short of cash
So he might share the room’s cost if I quietly explain,
But the trouble is his snoring; it’s so awfully loud
That the people next door nearly always complain.”

“No worries,” said the traveler, “I’ll take it for sure,”
And was bright next morn as he sat down to his steak,
“How did you sleep,” the pub’s manager inquired,
“Did the other chap’s snoring keep you awake.”

“No, I shut him straight up as soon as I went in,”
“How did you manage that,” the manager inquired,
“I kissed him on the cheek and said good-night my dear
And he sat up all night watching me & never retired.”

Marc-Andre
Senior Member

since 2008-12-07

Posts 501

1 posted 2009-02-04 08:18 PM

LOL. A smooth and enjoyable read, Lindsay.

Mark

[This message has been edited by Marc-Andre (02-04-2009 11:23 PM).]

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

2 posted 2009-02-04 08:23 PM

Yo LindsayP,

Yeah, that would probably work. Good one.

Bobby

LindsayP
Member Elite

since 2007-07-28

Posts 3410
Australia, Victoria

3 posted 2009-02-05 08:13 PM

Thanks Mark and Bobby, it's a cheap snoring fix.

Lindsay

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

4 posted 2009-02-06 11:13 AM

ROFLMAO... I love it! *S*

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

5 posted 2009-02-06 11:18 AM

LP, I'm still laughing! I can see it all playing out in my mind's eye! You sure know how to get this 'angel' to split her vestments and ruffle her 'feathers'!