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LindsayP
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0 posted 2009-06-07 10:22 PM



              Marital Problems

Old Harry walked up to the bar for a drink,
He said to Eddie, for God’s sake give me a beer,
Why what’s wrong Harry, the barman inquired,
For in your eyes I detect a trace of real fear.

I’ve just had another fight with the little woman, he said
Oh, and how did this one end, I hope you weren’t drunk,
When it was over she came to me on her hands and knees,
She said, ‘come out from under the bed you gutless wee punk’.

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Robert E. Jordan
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since 2008-01-25
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1 posted 2009-06-07 11:05 PM


Yo LindsayP,

Now isn't that just the way it is.

Funny one, and so true to life.

Bobby

Marchmadness
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since 2007-09-16
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So. El Monte, California
2 posted 2009-06-08 02:27 AM


Most amuzing, Lindsay.
                  Ida

LindsayP
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Australia, Victoria
3 posted 2009-06-09 01:02 AM



Dear Ida and Bobby, thanks so much for your comments, always appreciated.

Lindsay

Sunshine
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4 posted 2009-06-09 11:16 PM


Cute enough, but I can't even
imagine your wife looking for you
under the bed curtains...  
without a big smile!

And check for a "Rose" post in
#45...returned to the Open just
for you and yours.






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